So, Marge Simpson will be Hugh's next Cover-girl

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I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT! Marge is a Tease!

 

I'm sorry, but the thought of Marge naked just makes me want to puke.

 

Well, Bart found several copies of Homer's "Playdude" magazines once, but Homer had cut out all the pictures at Marge's demand. So Bart was a little confused, IIRC. When Homer told him about the facts of life, it was the funniest scene ever, with Bart running to Milhous' place, then each boy going to another friend's place, and they told two friends, and then they told two friends, and so on, and so on, and so on! (anyone remember that commercial?)

 

Dude, Marge isn't going nude, that's why I called her a Tease. But even if she did, you never know what you will find underneath! She could be a Blue-haired Temptress!

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I remember that one, great episode. This turns my mind to Married with Childrens nudie-mag "Big Uns". The name always made me laugh.

 

Because it's a scandal? She *is* married, and she *does* have 3 kids...and she goes to church (most of the time)...

 

You think she dyes that hair blue?

 

Am I the only one uncomfortable with this? Children are a massive part of the target audience for kids and Marge is appearing in a porn mag? I know The Simpsons isn't just a kids show (I love it) but I don't see this as appropriate.

Nor do I think Marge is hot either. What's she doing in Playboy?

 

So i'd heard the cover of the mag was already all over the web, and decided to google image it to see what it was like. Big mistake.

I doubt i'll ever be able to watch The Simpsons again, not after what i've seen *shudder*

 

Oh, it's a silly joke, and a publicity stunt to boot. I doubt any kids are gonna get hold of it who don't already scam their way into getting hold of the skin mags. When I was a kid I got into them every chance I could get.

But now my wife says it would hurt her feelings if I buy or look at such stuff, and I doubt she'll budge for a cartoon character.

 

To be honest, I don't know one kid who watches the Simpsons. It is an adult comedy show with adult humor. There are so many underlying contexts that Groening uses to show his opinions on various topics, I don't no where to begin. Backing the NRA is one example. Calling all steel-workers Gay is another. This isn't Sponge-Bob Squarepants, we're talking the Simpsons Deise!

 

Will Homer be on the Playgirl cover? Is Playgirl even around anymore?

I want Lois Griffin on the Playboy cover!

 

Hopefully Mr. Garrison isn't next in line.

 

Meh, I always preferred Betty Rubble. What scares me is if Herbert wants to be on the cover of Boy's Life!!

 

I second that motion!

I used to have a shirt that said, "Got MILF?" And had a picture of Lois wearing a nighty looking sexy.

Here it is...

 

I was wathching a funny Family Guy episode this weekend. Lois is ramming Peter's face into some red carpet he just stapled and he was crying "Ok, Ok, I love eating your red carpet " over and over. The neighbor could here it outside, through the window. The neighbor's face and the whole scene was priceless.

 

So...I've officially seen Marge's boobs.

The first photo all you see is yellow side-boob, and the centerfold is Marge with a see-through teddy, so you can see some animated nipple.

Her hair is up....which, for Playboy, you'd think they would have had her hair down. She considers herself a MILK (Mom I'd Like to Know)...I don't agree.

 

Kit, you know when Marge goes "Rrrrr, oh Homie" you get turned on, don't deny it!