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Things the LOTR chars would never say!

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Jesper898, Dec 26, 2002.

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    And in fact they didn't :D

    Gimli: Balin was weak, see orcs, cave troll and balrogs didn't stop us.

    Legolas: Have I told you guys I am world champion in shieldboarding down stairs while shooting 4 arrows. It's true I may show it to you one of these days
     
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    Gimli: Oh Legolas, please toss me (can be taken more than one way ;) )
     
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    Wasn't his line "We can take them" to Aragorn - peraps my favourite Gimli joke from that film - pretty much the same as "They don't stand a chance!"?

    Gimli: "Ah, I see what you mean by the black pit - let's go back..."

    Faramir: "Since my brother's motivation for wanting the ring wasn't explained in the same way as in the books allow me to replay the character...." Oh, waitaminute.....

    Wormtongue: "Yee-haw! Let's go kill orcs!"

    Saruman: "Behold my new droid - um - orc army!"
     
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    i think gimli can be taken many ways
     
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    gimli: eek a mouse!

    legolas: stupid bow! I always wanted an axe for my birthday, but no I had to get a bow!

    Gandalf: what the? Harry go back to your own movie this instant, or I won't play dumbledork (or whatever) after all!

    Aragorn: quoth the raven...

    Frodo: Do you like my frightened look? You know I've always been a fan of macaulay culkin (the kid from home alone)

    [ January 08, 2003, 16:24: Message edited by: aegron ]
     
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    Its Macaulay Culkin.

    Frdod:Screw the Ring. Take it, Gollum!
     
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    [​IMG] Sauron:Wait that is not my ring
    Frodo: Say what?
    Sauron: My ring was silver with green letters on it! The one you have is gold, I don't like gold.
    Gollum:..but...
    Spam:So, mister Frodo you where faking it all the time?
    Frodo: Yeah I thought you wouldn't like me, if I didn't have the ring...
    Sauron: I leave you alone... I need to find my ring...
    Spam:Don't like you? I hate you!
    Gollum: We must go, not is precious...
    Frodo:..But..
    *Spam pushes Frodo in mount doom and walks away...
     
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    Gandalf - You shalt not pass!!
    Balrog - I am King Balrog of Balrogland i demand to cross this bridge
    G and B start fighting, untill G chops B´s arm off
    B - Come on, fight me!!
    G - What?? I just chopped your arm off!
    B - Oh, that´s just a fleshwound
     
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    Gimli, "I want Sir Dargorn to take me in many differnet ways."
     
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    [​IMG] Sam: I HATE Frodo
     
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    In that one forest with the walking trees...

    Aragorn: The white wizzard approches.
    Gandalf appears.
    Gandalf: I am Gandalf the grey wizzer.
    Petter: CUT! Gandalf thats the 36th time you called yourself the grey wizzer! When will you get it right?!
    Gandalf: I just wanted to appeal to the younger teens of the world.
    Petter: We dont need the teens. Thats why we have video games!
    Gandalf: Allright. Well then can I say "I am Gandalf the whitey tighty?"...think prono.
    Petter: (Turns to the computer graphic's team) how much would it be to make Gandalf for the rest of our movie?
    Computer team leader: About 456.78 million.
    Petter: Fine
     
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    [​IMG] Morgoth she's read the book too so Mortensen knows about Sam's obsession with the pony, and also points it out. That sick little halfling, he's a lot sicker than me. Come to think of it, while watching FotR she was the one making the comments about things, like Sam's 'special friendship' with Frodo, and what Bilbo's name sounds like ;) . You want sick coments, ask her :p
     
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    Lemme guess, Dildo Diggins of Doggershill??
     
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    [​IMG] Correct Morgoth! :grin:

    I am a sick puppy
     
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    Me too, but I am just sick.
     
    Eze, Jan 9, 2003
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    Ok, this is another thread getting off track. Please stick to the topic.
     
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    Hey, me too. :)

    Aragorn/Legolas/Boromir/Haldir/Any other good-looking male character: I love you Mary Sue!

    Arwen: That's it, Aragorn fancies Legolas more than he fancies me... I'll dye my hair blonde!

    Ara
    (Making obscure comments)
     
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    [​IMG] Ok, my last one, honest ;)

    Any character: Well, I don't think Tolkien could forsee what his writings have implied in the twentyfirst century. Weren't we created in a more innocent age, where women didn't exist below the neck, and machoism wasn't percieved as gay.
     
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    Sam: I think Gollum looks soooooo fine in that little loincloth!!

    Aragorn: Arwen gave me this pendant. Unfortunately she also gave me something I nned to go see a healer about...
     
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    Eomer:*the usual blabbering, when they see Ara & Co.*

    Aragorn:You know, I like Riders, who talk a lot. Care to make out?

    Legolas:*pouts*

    Eomer:Naah. No time and I am reserved for Boromir. Maybe a threesome, when we have saved the day.*smiles*

    [ January 14, 2003, 18:56: Message edited by: Eze, the Slasher ]
     
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