Sex and D & D (adults)

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We got a little into this in the topic "Sex vs. Your favorite game"
So, what in the roleplaying games, can we turn into a sexual inuendo?

 

Erm, I guess someone has to make the first move.

Flaming Fist

 

The short answer is, "Just about anything, with a little effort."

How about Boo getting into those hard-to-reach places?

 

Get a bunch of guys together in a room for 6 hours, no matter how mature, educated, etc. they are, and sexual innuendo flies. I had a friend of mine, married, kids, successful business, very grounded, mature guy. Every one of his adventures he DM'd ended up in a whorehouse, or with the king's many lovely daughters "rewarding" us. He even had special table with racial and abilitiy score modifiers for penis size and sexual prowess. He's in his early 40's.

 

With the hope that Minsc will go looking for him? Naahh!

Chilling Touch, for the foreplay.

 

- Quarterstaff of Bashing (or piercing )
- Slow, for if you like it... well, slow.
- Zone of Truth, to see if she's faking it.
- Animate Dead, for all your necrophilic needs.
- Tongues (lvl 4 Cleric Spell)
- Hold Animal, so it doesn't struggle. Unless you like that of course.
- Color "Spray"
- Mount (lvl 1 Wizard Spell)
- Magic Mouth
- Shocking Grasp. Grabbing somewhere not allowed?
- Shout
- Putting Simulacrum to good use

Aside from that I have Enlarge, Bull's Strength, Endurance and Grease memorised at all times

[ January 24, 2003, 16:30: Message edited by: Faragon ]

 

Hasn't someone forgotten 'laying hands'? It's a paladin class feature

 

lol ... real holy for that paladin!

 

I'm sure that by laying their hands on those needing 'treatment' they shall soon be 'cured' of that affliction

 

Wouldn't 'Chill Touch' have a rather...negative effect?
-Dominate for those of..well...dominating habits...
-Bigby's Clenched Fist...I'd really rather *not* elaborate...
-Abi Dalzim's Horrid Wilting...for those guys who are overeager

PS-Elios, you really shouldn't put "adult" in the name of the thread, it serves as a sort of beacon for young people...

 

ROTFL- Faragon! Love your mind!!
(slow, and well, slow )

here's a few more (in order!):

Charm Person
Burning Hands
Flame Strike
Hold Person
Remove disease!!!!
Entangle
Freedom of Movement
Bull's Strength
Sound Burst
Searing Light
Hammer of the Gods
Endurance
Wail of the Banshee
Time Stop...

Time Stop...

Time Stop...

Tensors Transformation
Magic Missile
(shadow shield?)
Mind Blank
Resurrect
Greater Restoration



[I regret limiting the spell list to only 3 time stops, but space was a consideration!]

[ January 26, 2003, 03:58: Message edited by: scarampella ]

 

ROFL! Resurrect!? You must be good!

A bard's song to improve your party's attacks.
Some feats:
Shot on the Run
Exotic Weapon Prof
Cleave
Blind Fight
Craft Wondrous Item
Ride-by Attack
Quick Draw

 

Isn't there an *artifact* called Rod of Terror?

And let me remind you that Paladins learn the skills ride and Diplomacy quite easily. Who said they were noble?

Edit;
And yes mount is a full round action.

[ January 27, 2003, 00:07: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

 

GROW UP!!! (Cheesuz)

 

If you have problems with this kind of stuff, you should have read the description better: It sais Sex and D&D. You could have guessed such things were going on. Save your posts for if you have something to contribute to the topic. Thanks.

 

I really dislike newbies with a spine. Where are the good old days when they came in shivering with terror, trying to avoid any attention drawn to them? We really should reinstate the old traditions where we sacrifice a newb to our pagan gods by bringing them soulconsuming agony till death takes 'em.

Oh, and "Forge (Cock) Ring".

And something is growing up alright

 

Cheesuz???? is that a new sort of snack food?

Just curious ... how would you use the "cleave" feat? if you slay your foe you get to automatically move onto the next??? I think to sucessfully pull that off, you'd have to check your bluff, intimidate or diplomacy skill ... or it will blow up in your face BIG TIME!

Quick Draw ... you're serious?

 

And then there's Power Word: Sleep, for those mages who have a hard time getting a little action...

 

I can't believe nobody listed Flesh to Stone

 

Knock, if you wanna knock her up good
Know Direction, so the little soldiers don't take a wrong turn in there...