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pronouncing my love for Jaheria

Discussion in 'BG2: Shadows of Amn (Classic)' started by Late-Night Thinker, May 18, 2003.

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    Ahh Jaheria...my love...check this out

    She initiates the romance
    She has an adult sensibility
    She has had her heart broken prior
    She is physically fit
    She has fine features
    She sticks up for me when times get tough
    She chooses me over her friends
    She fools around and based on those dex stats I am betting it was good
    She fools around and based on those con stats I am betting she can last
    She fools around and is neutrally aligned which means anal is not entirely out of the question

    and best of all...

    She leaves every once in a while

    Ahh Jaheria...my love
     
    Late-Night Thinker, May 18, 2003
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    Right.........you are a twisted individual. But I like to do that romance too.....oh well.
     
    Compulsive Dementia, May 18, 2003
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  3. Beren

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    I'm honestly not sure what to make of this. It got off to a pretty good start, but then ... it became well, smutty.

    It also betrays a poor understanding of Jaheira's personality. The neutrality issue (Chevalier knows what I'm talking about ;) ) aside, I see Jaheira as too fine a woman to engage in something as grotesque as that. Granted, NPC bashing is standard fare here at SP, and there are some criticisms of Jaheira that I can respect. But this ... I don't know. Was this meant as a joke? I'm not sure.

    Somehow this leaves the taste in my mouth of locker room graffiti masquerading as a love poem. Just my thoughts.

    @Chevalier and Jurts, anything you want to add?
     
    Beren, May 18, 2003
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    Heh, I think that what I would *want* to add would be unsuitable for this board and offend the minors here. To whom undoubtedly the starter of this thread belongs himself. ;)
     
    Jurts, May 18, 2003
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    Might be a good idea then to learn to spell her name right. It's Jaheira. :shake:
     
    Taluntain, May 18, 2003
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    You know Jurts, you're absolutely right. I was pretty incensed. I don't expect everybody to like Jaheira. But with this one, I wasn't sure how far I could go without contravening the forum rules.
     
    Beren, May 18, 2003
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    Well actually I'm 23...although I guess I am immature. I like to laugh and besides I don't think the 2d image of a species that does not exist really minds all that much. Now granted, I did spell her name wrong. But spelling is hard for me. For the longest time I spelled realize
    r-e-l-i-z-e. I realize I am not that bright but the laughing helps me get through life.

    Grinning Stupidly,
    Late-Night
     
    Late-Night Thinker, May 18, 2003
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    I thought what he said was pretty funny.

    Beren, dear boy, don't be such a prude. :p

    I, incidentally, am 31.
     
    Gideon Pepys, May 19, 2003
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    [​IMG] If you're into that sort of thing.... Viconia would probably be a better candidate. :)
     
    Blackhawk, May 20, 2003
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    Yeah...but I have an ex-girlfriend named Amy and ever since I just can't get myself to like evil women.

    Don't get me wrong...A WHOLE LOT OF FUN...but like anything else you pay for it in the long run.

    Sex without love starts off AMAZING but tends to get boring quickly. One of the sadder aspects of being human I'd say.
     
    Late-Night Thinker, May 20, 2003
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    [​IMG] Maybe this topic should be discussed on the Alley of Dangerous Angles...
     
    Blackhawk, May 20, 2003
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    Because of one late-night thinker? Nah.

    And the regular bash: don´t romance Jaheira.
    And the regular anti-bash: Waaaaaaaa!!!
     
    Wordplay, May 20, 2003
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    Just go vote in my poll about her!
     
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    "She fools around and is neutrally aligned which means anal is not entirely out of the question"


    Just my kind of humor.
    Thanks for a good laugh dude!
    Keep up the good work.
     
    Duke Eltan, May 28, 2003
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    And she has ironskin, hehe. And also summon monsters, if you like. I'm sure anal is not entirely out of question with a, let's say, evil ogre. Or two :p
     
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    Wow, that was one of the first topics I saw when I joined the boards if I remember correctly.

    /me imagines trying to get with a Jaheira with Ironskins activated.

    *shudders*
     
    fade, Nov 16, 2003
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    Ohh! A toilet with humor in it! :p
     
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    [​IMG] chev, are you baiting Beren on purpose? :eek: Let me know when the blood starts to flow! :p :shake:
     
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    Jaheira wouldn't do anal - its against the natural order of things.
     
    Malovae, Nov 16, 2003
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    [​IMG] I don't know if its against the natural order of things in the religions of Toril.

    But think of it this way, Jaheira's a fighter. As fighters usually say: no pain, no gain. :evil:
     
    Blackhawk, Nov 16, 2003
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