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Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Blackthorne TA, Dec 21, 2005.

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    I heard some black humor that is very politically incorrect when asked to babysit my cousin's kids. Kids say the darnedest things.

     
    SlickRCBD, Nov 30, 2024
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    Sorvo Where's the nearest pub? Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran

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    It sucks being alone sometimes but I usually prefer it. Here's an old kiddy one that I might have used already but I'm not searching for it. It's kinda Thanksgiving related. April showers bring May flowers, so what do May flowers bring? :beer:
     
    Sorvo, Dec 1, 2024
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    Said in response to my attempt to serve dinner to some family.
    "The flavor is strong in you, but you are not a true gourmet chef yet."
     
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    Clever if someone actually said that to you. It's been awhile and no response, so I'll give up the answer. Pilgrims :beer:
     
    Sorvo, Jan 22, 2025
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    Did you hear about the comedian who had the pre-show jitters? He was afraid that he'd go out on stage, make a fool of himself, and nobody would laugh at him.
     
    SlickRCBD, Feb 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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    That one was kinda lame dude, right up there with my pilgrim joke. Please try again :beer:
     
    Sorvo, Feb 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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    There's a reason I became a computer tech instead of a stand-up comic.
     
    SlickRCBD, Feb 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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    I wish I would have chosen that route, I'd be laughing all the way to the bank by now :beer:
     
    Sorvo, Feb 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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    I have a six-figure job in the IT sector, and the bank is still the one laughing at me. The house always wins.
     
    Keneth, Feb 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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    They shouldn't be laughing long in your case though... not unless you're buying castles around here, that is. :shake:
     
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    If you're making $100,000 a year, I'd be mighty humble to pay the taxes they want. You're living much better than over 90% of the world! :beer:
     
    Sorvo, Feb 22, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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    I'm just a lowly technician, not a database administrator or a top level programmer.
     
    SlickRCBD, Feb 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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    I'm a poor chump that did physical labor his whole life and is paying for it now. You should all be very happy with your lives :beer:
     
    Sorvo, Feb 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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    With the current housing market, I might as well be. The castle near the house I bought is worth less than a one-bedroom apartment in Ljubljana. :rolleyes:

    But yeah, I'm doing well for myself. The bank is still laughing though.
     
    Keneth, Feb 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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    I wish I had your problems :rolleyes: :beer:
     
    Sorvo, Feb 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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    Oh, I meant buying and restoring dilapidated castles. The buying part is usually relatively cheap. :shake:
     
    Taluntain, Feb 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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