Create your own spell...

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Ok this is Herf's idea but he let me post it. The idea is to try and create a realistic wizard spell (sorry priests don't create spells). To make it realistic no Protection from Everything spells that don't run out and no Kill every enemy on the screen with no saving throw spells either. Also watch out for the level of the spell. No level 1 spells that deal out major damage.

To get it started:
Spell Name: Cerryl's Embedding Arrows
Level: 4
School: Conjuration
Range: Sight of Caster
Duration: Special
Casting Time: 2
Area of Effect: 1 creature
Saving Throw: Special
Description: This spell creates a magic arrow that speeds unerringly to it's target. Once it reaches it's target it embedds itself in the targets flesh and does 2d4+2 points of damage upon impact, and then unless a save vs. poison is made the arrows remain in the flesh for 1 round per every three levels of the caster, inflicting 2d4 damage each round.

Yahh!! I'm a wolf hunter now!!!!

 

Nobbers removable hands

Level:1
School:alteration
Range:self
Duration: permanent
Casting time: 2

Upon completion of the spell, casters hands drop from his wrists cleanly without blood loss, or any loss of hit points. The hands are in no way enchanted or controlable by the caster. this spell may ONLY be reversed by...

Nobbers hand re-attachment

Level:1
School:alteration
range:self
Duration ermanent
casting time:2

This spell will only re-attach hands removed by nobbers hand removal. Unfortunatly, it is impossible to cast with out hands.

 

Lokken's touch of decay

Level:9
School: Necromancy
Range: Touch
Duration: Permanent
Casting time: 8
Area of Effect: 1 creature
Saving throw: Special

After completing the spell, the first creature touched by the caster will suffer -4 + 1/every 3 levels of the caster, points to intelligence, wisdom and charisma, making even the greatest hero becoming a wandering loathing imbecile. The creature is allowed a save vs spell +1/every 6 points of intelligence. This spell can only be reversed by the will of the caster or wish spell.


[This message has been edited by Lokken (edited August 26, 2001).]

 

Azardu's Denying Hand
Evocation
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Target: One creature
Effect: 10-ft. hand
Duration: 1 round/level (D)
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No

By the means of this spell the caster brings to existence a hand in front of the target, shaking it's index finger at him. That's all.

Azardu's Rude Hand
Evocation
Level: Sor/Wiz 1
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)
Target: One creature
Effect: 10-ft. hand
Duration: 1 round/level (D)
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No

This spell brings into existence a hand in front of the target, giving him it's middle finger.

Edit: Forgot to mention, both spells work best when an intelligent creature is targetted.

[This message has been edited by Azardu (edited June 04, 2001).]

 

Grovflab's touch of otherworldly domination

Divination
Level: Innate ability
Components: -
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Touch
Target: One creature
Effect: Take over world domination
Duration: Permanent
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No

 

Guys, next text is not to be taken seriously. Please. I don't want to insult anyone, I want only you to enjoy it and get some giggles. Hmmm, can't even think when was the last time I made people laugh... So, here goes nothing...
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Since our spellcasters are obviously revealing their deepest secrets here, I'll spam you some of my recent spells I created as WILD MAGE. They are supposed to be used on these boards only. But beware, wild mage spells can fail and turn into unwanted things!


Extremist's spellbook: A must have for Boards of Magick Member


Extremist's Charm Member
Level 1
Range: The Boards
Duration: Instant
Speed: 1
Area of effect: 1 Creature
Saving throw: 1/2

Noone is invulnerable to flattering. However, some folks are aware of it so the spell may not be very effective on them. If you want to flatter someone but you don't want to include in it your spam, this spell can become very handy.

If the spell fails, the Member starts chasing you over the boards and only Dragons can stop him.


Extremist's Increase Luck
Level 2
Range: Self only and in BG2 forum only
Duration: 20 days
Speed: 1
Area of effect: Caster
Saving throw: Special

It happens that you open a new topic and wait for days to get the real answer to your question. Or you never get the answer. Or the topic becomes spammer's corner instead of posting serious stuff. This spell increases your chances to get the most useable and informative answer in short time. It is even possible that you actually summon Slappy or Nobleman with this spell! However, if you successfully throw save, you'll never get your answer - and that effect is permanent. In that case you can start a new thread with the same question, but after you do it don't forget to cast Charm Member on Dragons.

If the spell fails, Dragons close the thread before you get your answer.


Extremist's Dispell Illusionary Alignment
Level 3
Range: Previous poster only
Duration: Instant
Speed: 1
Area of effect: 1 Creature
Saving throw: None

Sometimes happens that based to a previous post you can't determine if the poster insulted you because of his wickedness or it was just that note looked like insult because poster's low writing skill. Also some posts look obscene or pure spams or even lies but they are not really of that kind. This spell reveals true alignment of a poster and helps you determine such things. The spell can be casted only on first previous poster in active thread with no possible saving throw.

If the spell fails, it shows the previous poster as mad dog whose place is not on the Boards. So beware.


Extremist's Remove Curses
Level 4
Range: The post you're writing at the moment
Duration: Instant
Speed: 1
Area of effect: Your post
Saving throw: Neg.

Ok, you couldn't avoid curses in your post. You know it's forbidden, but you simply couldn't help it... This spell removes or hides all words in your post that are not decent.

If the spell fails, only pure swearing remains in the post - rest of the note vanishes.


Extremist's Protection from Godess
Level 5
Range: Only in the chatroom
Duration: 30 minutes
Speed: 1
Area of effect: Caster
Saving throw: Neg.

You came into chatroom and become involved in flirting from certain person. This spell protects you from effects of blinking, kissing, showing certain parts of the body, and similar.

If the spell fails, you become obsessive and jealous.


Extremist's Power Word Silence on Misleaders
Level 6
Range: Thread you're currently posting only
Duration: Instant
Speed: 500
Area of effect: Your post
Saving throw: Neg.

Someone answered about problems mentioned in thread, but you're not certain that info is true. This spell forms a new post full of ingame info that destroys possible misleadings from previous posts. However, because of low speed, it can happen that prevention of misleading doesn't happen.

If the spell fails, formed post is not so informative as it was supposed to be and you receive "Idiot of the Week" plaque.


Extremist's Limited Wish that never comes true
Level 7
Range: Thread you're currently posting only
Duration: Instant
Speed: 1
Area of effect: Black Isle employees
Saving throw: Neg.

This spell allows you to summon Black Isle employee in form of a poster so you can start whinning about this and that in their games, but mainly about bugs. Probably because of the name the spell always fails...

If the spell fails, you get mocked or scourged by Dragons for blaspheming.


Extremist's Cheaters' Maze
Level 8
Range: Thread you're currently posting only
Duration: Instant
Speed: 1
Area of effect: poster's computer or caster
Saving throw: None

When this spell is casted on a cheater, his PC magically starts formatting hard drive. PC comes back from Maze only by spell called Renstall the Whole System. If the spell is casted on a person wrongly accused for cheating, the caster suffer immense wrath of Dragons. However, something is wrong with this spell - instead of formating hard drive, the cheater's PC is suddenly infected with huge amount of new bugs in his BI games without possible saving throw.

There has been no report that this spell ever failed.


Extremist's Runes of Torment
Level 9
Range: All forums
Duration: Instant
Speed: 1
Area of effect: One or more posters
Saving throw: Special

Upon casting this spell caster's post is filled with ancient runes inside that inflict tremendous tortures to targeted poster(s) who hadn't read the FAQ. If the caster is Dragon and poster fails to throw save against it, he is also level-drained for random number (it should be -50 experience, but since this is wild mage spell...). There were recent speculations that this spell is actually Dragons' favorite spell.

If the spell fails, the poster avoids torment in only one possible way: he is banned.

 

ROTFL! That was great, probably the wittiest thing I've read in this forum in months.

Did I mention that you have the best avantar and the perfect number of posts?

(Hey, you didn't cast Charm Member on me, did you?)

 

LOL, Good work Extremist. I was going to come up with a spell, but it would just seem weak and crude in comparison. BTW, thanks for the PST help. There is probably more work put into the Celestial Host spell effect than some games on the market nowadays - WOW.

 

Extremist!! ROTFL!!! Ohgod that was funny!

/me wipes tears of laughter...

 

LOL! Extremist, YOU ROCK

that must be the funniest you have ever posted!

 

Jelatinous Touc
Lvl: 9
School: Conjuration
Range: Sight of caster
Duration: 10 rounds
Casting Time: 3
Saving throw: None
Spell Resistance: Minimum 80%
When struck with fat one becomes a gelatinous pink blob, all stats lower to 3 and all items are temporarily dropped, and one becomes paralyzed, and after the spell is over one is lowered to 1HP and poisoned.

 

Bowie's Space Oddity

Level: 5
School: Illusion
Range: Sight of Caster
Duration: 2 rounds (+1 round per three levels of caster)
Casting Time: 5
Area of Effect: 1 creature
Saving Throw: Neg.

Casting this spell causes the target creature appear to float above the ground at an odd angles for 2 rounds +1 round per three levels of the caster, unless is makes its saving throw at -2. During this time the creature is off balance and cannot easily evade attacks, thus giving it a reduction of 4 to THAC0 and 5 to its AC, as well as disrupt any spell the target may try to cast. This spell can only be countered by the level 5 mage spell, "Major Tom's Ground Control" which if cast will return the affected creature to earth.


[This message has been edited by Bowie (edited June 05, 2001).]

 

I wasn't going to bother reading this thread but I'm glad I did - very funny stuff. I especially liked Extremist's stuff and reckon you should get Tal to put it in as an extra on the FAQ for the boards

I suppose I should think of a spell to avoid spamming:

Priest Spell Level 6 Vague Recall

Range: six months back in all forums
Casting Time: 10 minutes max
Duration: instant
Saving Throws: against spell with a -10 penalty (special)
Area of Affect: caster

This spell has been heavily modified from the Priest Spell Wonderous recall. If cast succesfully, the user will be able to rememeber exactly where he saw the previous forum link that he is looking for. If the link saves versus spell, the user can not remember where he saw the link but can remember a few details and appropirate search words. If the link saves with the -10 penalty, the user suffers from confusion for the next half hour and is unable to find anything useful at all. He will also suffer a fatigue penalty and leave the boards in frustration.

Please note, this seems to be a very difficult spell to master

 

Me brother and I aren't much as wizards, but we managed te knock together a few artifacts that can invoke spells

Cloak of Humility
When invoked this cloak combines the spells charm user and remove curses. It also litters your posts with sufficient grovelling apologies for daring to exist and insitinces that your post is not to be taken seriously that it prevents any angry replies. If the spell is miscast all users reading the post are thouroughly sickened by your blatant toadying.

Helm of humour (cursed)

This was a mistake. When this helmet is donned the user gains the impression that whatever rubbish he or she comes out with is funny. This leads to butchering and insulting great Monty Python scenes, and destorying them by overuse, and shamelessly ripping off other posters funny ideas (but imitation is the sincerest form of flattery right ) The inevitable result is a pathetic dependency on LOLs and everyone thinking you are a moron. The sole advantage of this helm is that ocassionally people are polite enough to indulge the wearer with a few compliments for his or her rotten jokes.

There be more, but we lost 'em.

[This message has been edited by Ironbeard (edited June 07, 2001).]

 

Spell Name: Septics Dyslexic Peptic Maggot
Level: 6
School: Summoning
Range: Sight of Caster
Duration: Permanent
Casting Time: 4
Area of Effect: 1 Creature
Saving Throw: None
Description: When the spell is cast, an ulcer grows in the wizards nose and a dyslexic maggot crawls out of it, the maggot then grows to the size of something small, but bigger than a maggot nontheless (like a japanese midget). The maggot crawls up to the target and shrinks down to maggot size again, crawls into the victims nose and grows, it will keep growing until the maggot makes the person explode, or an de-worming spell is cast.

Spell Name: Septics Dyslexic Peptic Maggot De-Wormer
Level: 2
School: Divination
Range: Sight of Caster
Duration: Permanent
Casting Time: 1
Area of Effect: 1 creature
Saving Throw: None
Description: It kills that frickin annoying Dyslexic Peptic Maggot.

 

A gnomish Illusionist sold me this scroll

Wizcrozwitz's Acute Embarrasment:
Level: 5
School: Illusion
Range: Sight
Duration: until save
Area of Effect: (special)
Saving Throw: (special)

When cast this speel works a powerful illusion over the target. The target's clothes dissappear and are replaced by large, formless red and white polka dot undergarments. The target's nose grows large and spherical and takes on a deep scarlet hue. The target's hair grows into an amusing afro and becomes green. Similar embarrasing illusions may also occur. Every round while the spell is in effect the target must make a saving throw vs. spells or attempt to commit suicide by attacking himself with his most powerful weapon If this passes another roll must be made at -2 penalty to avoid running in shame. All creatures affiliated with the target must make similar checks (but with a +1 bonus) or suffer the same consequences. All creatures within line of sight of the target, but unaffected by the spell must make a save or become helpless with laughter, causing a penalty of 2 to AC and THACO, and causing a -1 penalty to all saves for the target.

 

Summon Lokken's Half-fiend lovechild (don't ask!)

Level: Sor/Wiz 3
Components: V, S, F
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Close
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No

By this spell you summon the half-fiend offspring of Lokken (which he doesn't want anyway). The half-fiend baby has all the abilities of a human infant with the half-fiend template found in Monster Manual.

(And I will not explain the story behind this spell, go bother Lokken! )

 

I will refuse to answer that!

This is all the tricks of Azardu's mind, a very sinister mind indeed!

Crazy punk

[This message has been edited by Lokken (edited June 09, 2001).]

 

Gauntlets of Dyslexia
when combined with keyboard cause keys to be hit in wrong order, or wrong keys to be hit leading others to believe typer is dyslexic.