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Happy Birthday Saddam Hussein

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Mathetais, Apr 28, 2003.

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  1. Mathetais Gems: 28/31
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    [​IMG] Today is Saddam's 66th Birthday.
    I forgot to send him a card :( but I was wondering what creative presents we could come up for him?
    So post your ideas!
    :good:
     
    Mathetais, Apr 28, 2003
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    Give him Iraq?

    What?!? :grin:
     
    Faragon, Apr 28, 2003
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    [​IMG] How about a second chance?
     
    Sir Belisarius, Apr 28, 2003
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    *sings Happy Birthday and blows the candles*

    *hands Saddam a Feng Shui CD and a 'Calming Down And Being Reasonable When You Are Insane Weekly' magazine and Harry Potter I-IV*
     
    Eze, Apr 28, 2003
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    Just For Men™ hair & mustache dye. We wouldn't want him to run out, would we?

    Some military strategy game like Command & Conquer™. Hell, even Risk™ would be good. Apparantly he never played any of these games as a kid. He needs to brush up on a concept or two, I think.

    A big package of Play-Dough™. Now he can make all the statues of himself he wants! Or little George Bush dolls and smash them to make himself feel like the big bad mammah jammah he fancies himself. Wheee! :roll:

    How about a coffin designed for him to be buried face down? That way, he can see where he's going. :evil:

    Oh...and I'm sure he could use a big hug! :rolling:

    [ April 28, 2003, 18:16: Message edited by: Death Rabbit ]
     
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    i give my wise and noble leader my life to protact him from the damned Americans!!
     
    teekc, Apr 28, 2003
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    teekc ... are you seriously from Iraq? Do you still live there or are you an ex-patriate?

    I'm thinking that a 9mm birthday present would be appropriate. "one-size-fits-all"!!! :evil:
     
    Mathetais, Apr 28, 2003
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    Why not send him the head of bush o a silver tablet,I'm sure he would be happy :D .
    Or he could get some chemical bombs,so the U.S.A can finally prove that Saddam have such things ;)
     
    Sephiroth, Apr 28, 2003
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    Do you aware that my location last time was Afghanistan? i am a person living on the edge. i swim with the dangerous. i am the terror that flaps in your nights, i am evil, i am bad, i am Mojojojo.


    Ok to clear this once and for all, i am from Malaysia. i just like to pretend that i am from these endangered countries. i am always serious about things that i said which should not be taken seriously (make sense to you?). Unless in a serious forum, i don't usually say constructive things.

    [ April 28, 2003, 18:56: Message edited by: teekc ]
     
    teekc, Apr 28, 2003
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    You also didn't really answer the question, Mojojojojojojo. I'm curious myself - I've never been sure whether or not to take your posts seriously.
     
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    How about a bullet between the eyes ?
     
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    How about a good old Nuclear warhead in his face?! :eek:
     
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    City-seeing tour through Baghdad without security guards ?

    (or would that be "site-seeing" ?)
     
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    How about an m16 bullet..in his forehead? :heh:
     
    Icingdeath45, Apr 28, 2003
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    B'day ideas:
    (And in no way do i mean to offend, but by applying my knowledge of religion, i can make these assumptions. But like i said, this isn't a serious post so if you're offended ... well, sorry i guess but I'm tolerant of my own agendas)

    Slap from the sole of a shoe
    A room with at least one (and here comes a dangerous possibly liable to offend depending on point of view) homosexual
    A piece of paper with democracy and freedom written all over it
     
    Sniper, Apr 28, 2003
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    Yeah, and how about anthrax thrown in his face? And how about hanging him on a meathook? And how about flogging his back and throwing him in sewage. And how about doing a whole bunch of other cruel and sick things that make you no better than him?

    It sounds insensitive, perhaps, but I'd give him a time machine and see what he would do again differently as leader/President/dictator of Iraq.
     
    Oaz, Apr 28, 2003
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    @ C'Jakob

    Do you think he would see the error of his ways and do good, or take it as a lesson for what not to do and correct his own mistakes before he makes them, making himself an even crueler, more untouchable tyrant?

    (Dude...this would make a KILLER new topic...)
     
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    Heh. I think I'd implant a chip in the base of his skull that gives him a fatal cancer if he should become a nasty dictator again, a la X-Files. But that might screw up the time-space continuum or something, and eventually result in this transforming into an AoDA post. :D :rolleyes:
     
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    I'd say a life sentence with some of America's loneliest, biggest, toughest prisoners. He'd be a b***h for the rest of his life!

    And some Preparation H, to heighten the insult.

    I've been watching my OZ DVDs too much!
     
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