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Heather Mills

Discussion in 'Alley of Dangerous Angles' started by Shoshino, May 21, 2009.

  1. Shoshino

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    While Ms. Mills was divorcing Sir Paul we were at a dinner party with two other couples and the divorce became a topic of conversation. I will never forget the look on Mrs. Snook's face (and the other wives) when the comment "Heather Mills may go into The Guiness Book of World Records as the most successful prostitute of all time." was made.
     
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    My first problem with this story is the 5th word... Which means there's a 99.99999% chance that this story is just a bunch of made-up bulls**t.

    Secondly, she's a money grubbing whore. :nono:

    Muhahaha! :lol: I take it, you made the comment in question? :p
     
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    Either that, or I just repped Snook in error. :grin:
     
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    I just want to go on record that I think Heather Mills is the most disgusting, selfish, pathetic gold digger on the face of the planet. She is a shameless whore.

    Eddie Murphy said in a routine* once that if a woman marries a man and is there for him as he makes his fortune, then of course she should get half his money if they later divorce. If she marries him after that fortune is made, her job is to <boink> her husband -- and no one is so good at <boinking> that they are worth millions.

    Eddie said it better, but you all get my drift.

    *Delirous, I believe it was.
     
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    So they wanted an amputee as the face of their new game Bionic Commando, and they pick her? They don't approach any of the many, many men and women who became amputees while serving our country (or any country, for that matter, don't know that it was a US company)? This makes sense to... who?
     
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    Yes, it was me. Years later my buddies will bring up that conversation with a smile. They both agreed that their wives wanted to have "a talk" afterwards to find out if that is what men really think.
     
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    Snook, you are brave indeed to label Mills as 'Uberhooker' openly when you had to go home with one of the horrified wives in question...I'm happy to see your flippant comments about the circumstance as it leads me to believe that you didn't suffer too badly for your truthful indulgence.
     
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    No harm was done. Although it did bring some insight to the women involved in how men feel about alimony.
     
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    Looks like my thoughts have already been voiced.
     
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    T2Bruno The only source of knowledge is experience Distinguished Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I've never had any problems with Heather Mills. I always thought she did what anyone would do. Paul's net worth gained a few hundred million while they were married -- without a prenup she was certainly entitled to half those gains (and she took less). There is also the issue of the extensive protection required for any Beetle offspring.

    People have painted her to be a villian, but I think she actually settled for a fair amount.

    The video game stuff? Who really cares abou that? She demanded six figures... so what? Most celebrities make those kind of demands especially since she can get six figures endorsing nearly anything (except perhaps a Beetles anthology).
     
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    I freely admit to knowing nothing about the laws in the UK as they relate to marital dissolution. However, if Paul's pre-marriage assets (i.e., separate property) were kept separate and generated the money, then she should be entitled to none of it. Only the money that Paul, himself and by his own labor, made during the marriage would be community property. (At least that's how it works here . . . . )
     
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    when did she become a celebrity? the only thing shes known for is the divorce and the tv rant
     
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    ...And all the BS she made up about Paul.
     
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    ...and her modeling...and her extensive charity work which led to the introduction with Paul. She was well known before she met Paul (at least in some circles).

    dmc: I guess it would depend on how the increase in wealth was made. I don't think she was all that demanding -- especially given the Phil Collins three divorces have cost him many times what Mills received.
     
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