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POLL: Do you wear fake nails?

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Felinoid, Jun 24, 2006.

  1. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    [​IMG] Inspired by the Queen of Weird Polls in the FAI, I bring you a very weird poll indeed.

    Poll Information
    This poll contains 2 question(s). 29 user(s) have voted.
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    Poll Results: Do you wear fake nails? (29 votes.)

    Do you wear fake nails as a MALE? (Choose 1)
    * Yes, I'm a true metro. - 0% (0)
    * No, my nails are naturally long enough. ...What? - 24% (7)
    * Hell no! - 52% (15)
    * Hey, that bulge is not a penis. - 24% (7)

    Do you wear fake nails as a FEMALE? (Choose 1)
    * Oh yes, they look pretty. - 3% (1)
    * No, my nails are naturally long enough. - 17% (5)
    * No, I don't like the look. - 14% (4)
    * Whoa buddy. These are MAN-boobs. - 66% (19)
     
    Felinoid, Jun 24, 2006
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    Where is the "Fel is crazy" option?
     
    Bahir the Red, Jun 24, 2006
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  3. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    There are eight of them. :p
     
    Felinoid, Jun 24, 2006
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    No. Some French manicure things are ok, but they generally look tacky and aggressive, IMHO. Mine are naturally long enough, but it's annoying when they tear.
     
    Uytuun, Jun 24, 2006
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  5. Arabwel

    Arabwel Screaming towards Apotheosis Veteran

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    Wish I could - but really, I have better things to use my money on :p
     
    Arabwel, Jun 25, 2006
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  6. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    Only at weekends when I call myself Barmyette.
     
    Barmy Army, Jun 25, 2006
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    When I'm being a man, no I don't wear fake nails. The other days, I would but I can't afford them so I let them grow.
     
    kuemper, Jun 25, 2006
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    Do guy's (and when I say this I'm refering to heterosexuals) really wear these? :confuse:

    I know some people get pedicures(sp?) but haven't heard of this unless you're, say, Marilyn Manson or something and use long black ones for show and stuff.
     
    Enagonios, Jun 25, 2006
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  9. Harbourboy

    Harbourboy Take thy form from off my door! Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Point? Point? Where are you? I'm searching for the point of fake nails but I can't find it anywhere.
     
    Harbourboy, Jun 25, 2006
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  10. Caradhras

    Caradhras I may be bad... but I feel gooood! Veteran

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    Nasty big pointy claws are way better, ain't they?
     
    Caradhras, Jun 25, 2006
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    I think fake nails look scary...
     
    shadow lurker, Jun 26, 2006
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    Only on my right hand, because I play classical guitar.
     
    Cúchulainn, Jun 26, 2006
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  13. Master of Nuhn

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    Hehe! Nice options there.
    One reminds me of Chandler Bing: "I want a flabby gut and saggy man-breasts!"

    Lets say I am... not too fond of fake nails. On some women, though, they look nice. (once again, There are always exceptions)
     
    Master of Nuhn, Jun 26, 2006
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  14. Taza

    Taza Weird Modmaker Veteran

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    ... uh...
    ... just how many females with 'male equipment' do we have here?
     
    Taza, Jun 26, 2006
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  15. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    Just kuemper and MoN, I think. ;)
     
    Felinoid, Jun 26, 2006
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  16. Master of Nuhn

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    :D Err... I think I didn't put that the way I meant to... Let's say I'm not that much of a metro-man, not even close to female. I don't like fake, whether it is eye-color (lenses), new breasts or, in this case, nails. Fake nails are not as bad as the others, though.

    kuemper would have to spend a lot of money on manicures with these 6 arms. She never needs to see a pedicure, though.
     
    Master of Nuhn, Jun 27, 2006
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    No, I don't want to get hammered. :grin:
     
    nior, Jun 27, 2006
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    My nails are long enough by themselves... Plus wouldn't they get in the way horrible? And I can't imagine them being any good for tearing things open.
    :borg:
     
    Hugo, Jul 4, 2006
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    no, i'm a dude and i think they would look a bit tacky on me...
     
    Balle, Jul 4, 2006
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