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Religion - US Style

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Barmy Army, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    Barmy Army, Mar 20, 2006
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  2. chevalier

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    That's actually intended to be hilarious but isn't so hilarious in the end result, in my opinion. It doesn't make me want to kill people, but Jesus deserves better, even as just a human alone.

    But I'll grant you fundamentalists are scary if they get themselves into the drone mode.
     
    chevalier, Mar 20, 2006
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  3. Warrior of the World

    Warrior of the World Questing through space

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    Sorry to disappoint, but this is a joke site.
     
    Warrior of the World, Mar 20, 2006
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  4. Barmy Army

    Barmy Army Simple mind, simple pleasures... Adored Veteran

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    You don't disappoint, don't worry, I was interested to see the reactions of the religious guys on here (particularly NOG).

    It is brilliant. However, what really makes it is the e-mail section where real Christians write in complaining about how this "church" operates. Priceless.
     
    Barmy Army, Mar 20, 2006
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  5. Taluntain

    Taluntain Resident Alpha and Omega Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Resourceful Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) BoM XenForo Migration Contributor [2015] (for helping support the migration to new forum software!)

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    This thread is going on a short trip to Whatnots...
     
    Taluntain, Mar 20, 2006
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    i liked the "what would Jesus do" thong :D
     
    Balle, Mar 20, 2006
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  7. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    Wierd stuff. I'm just glad it was a joke--unless the minister liked preaching to an empty house...
     
    Gnarfflinger, Mar 22, 2006
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  8. Felinoid

    Felinoid Who did the what now?

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    Actually, I think the site said they were booked solid for 2 years in advance; at $75 a person, no less. :lol: ;)
    I find it rather amusing that their beliefs page reads like a price list. Practically the whole thing is about rules and the fines for violations. :shake:
     
    Felinoid, Mar 22, 2006
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  9. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    One of the very few things I liked on that site, was the mention of an Easter Bunny bludgeoned to Death. It made me think of a boardmember here...
     
    Master of Nuhn, Mar 27, 2006
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  10. NOG (No Other Gods)

    NOG (No Other Gods) Going to church doesn't make you a Christian

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    Barmy, you'll soon learn that I have a great sense of humor. I especially loved the easter bunny being bludgeoned to death in the parking lot. :lol:
    I could have done without the excess skin, but that's a totally different issue. I support anything that means treating 6" bunny-people like mexican piniatas(sp)! Do cadburry creme eggs come out? If so, they must be pretty gooey. :lol:
     
    NOG (No Other Gods), Mar 27, 2006
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  11. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    I'd watch my step under the pinata just in case...
     
    Gnarfflinger, Mar 28, 2006
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