Rotku's Ledgends Special Collector's Edition Two-Pack DVD! Includes exciting extras!

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Some of you may remember the Rotku Ledgends from a while back:
http://www.sorcerers.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=18;t=000434#000000

Well, the sequels are here!

Note: Ledgends. Ltd would like to point out that nothing was filmed in Sorcerer's channels in respect for resident's sanity and legal reasons(please see Sorcerers rule no. 38329 section 17-TA).

PART TWO

<Deathmage> Hmmm...
<Deathmage> Who acts what roles?
* Slith is now known as Billy_Ra
* Billy_Ra is now known as Billy_Ray
<Billy_Ray> I get to be the redneck.
<Deathmage> M'kay
<Deathmage> Let's start with a bit of deja vu
* Deathmage is now known as Mum
<Mum> "Rotku! Time to wake up!"
<Billy_Ray> "Huh? Who rotku is???"
<Mum> "Rotku is Rotku, Billy. Why are you in my house anyway?"
<Billy_Ray> "Umm, I got lost huntin'."
* Rotku has joined #sp_mm
<Mum> "Really."
<Rotku> We really have a lot of fan!
<Rotku> *fans!
<Billy_Ray> "Lookit thar, I have mah duck blind in that thar corner"
<Mum> Oy, time to begin!
<Rotku> Rotku is at JJ's house remember
<Mum> This is the next day or sumething
* Billy_Ray is crouched behind the duck blind
<Mum> BTW
<Rotku> Okay, let me introduce it again
* Mum is now known as Deathmage
<Deathmage> Hold
<Deathmage> I have 101 Names
<Rotku> *Music*
<Rotku> Rotku's Ledgends. Directed by Deathmage, Staring Roktu as Rotku. Slith as JJ and some others. Deathmage as the rest
<Rotku> Scene 2
* Deathmage is now known as JJDad
<JJDad> "Well, Rotku. JJ told me that you're actually Super-Rotku."
* Rotku laughs
<Rotku> "Yeah, I am kinda super"
<JJDad> "Hahaha! I like you, kid."
* JJDad slaps Rotku on the back
* Billy_Ray slowly raises his gun to point at JJDad
* JJDad is oblivious
<Rotku> "No!"
* Billy_Ray waits for the opportunity...
<JJDad> "Eh?"
<Rotku> "JJ's dad!"
* Billy_Ray fires a shot!
<JJDad> "Ahhhhh!!!"
* JJDad dies!
* Rotku darts across the room and pushes him out of the way, just to late
* JJDad is now known as EvilJim
<Billy_Ray> "Haw haw haw, I got me a nuther wun"
<EvilJim> "Good work, Billy Ray!"
* EvilJim floats out of the window
<Rotku> "Jim! Come back!"
<Billy_Ray> "Yep, I reckon we is eatin' good tonight"
<EvilJim> "Haw haw haw!"
* EvilJim chucks a chicken at Rotku!
* Billy_Ray picks up the body and jumps out the window
<Rotku> "It's you Ray! You did this to him!"
* Billy_Ray runs to his 1930 pickup and drives quickly off
* EvilJim chucks a multiedged cookie at Rotku
<Rotku> "Nooooo!"
<Rotku> "JJ, I'm so sorry!"
<Rotku> "There was nothing I could do!"
* Billy_Ray is now known as J_J
<J_J> "please, avenge my daddy!"
* EvilJim is now known as JJMum
<JJMum> "What is going on?"
<JJMum> "Honey!"
* JJMum runs over to JJ's Dad
<JJMum> "Who killed him?!?!"
* J_J cries
<Rotku> "I WILL revenge his death, I promise!"
<J_J> "It was that Billy Ray"
<JJMum> "Not Billy Ray!"
* Rotku stares at them
<Rotku> "You know him"
<Rotku> ?
<JJMum> "No."
* JJMum sweatdrops
<J_J> "No, not at all"
<JJMum> "Err...I'll go make us dinner."
* JJMum disappears down the stairs
<Rotku> "I will track him down and punish him for the crimes he did!"
* J_J looks oddly at her mother
* JJMum is now known as Night
* Night falls
* J_J is now known as Billy_Ray
* Night is now known as EvilJim
* Billy_Ray is sitting at his nasty old shack, cleaning JJ's Dad
<EvilJim> "Billy Ray."
* EvilJim enters the room!
<Billy_Ray> "Huh? What? Oh, you want some of this here people food?"
<EvilJim> "No, no, no."
<EvilJim> "I think now would be a prime time to blow JJ's house up."
* EvilJim is now known as JJsHouse
<Billy_Ray> "Oh. Well, let my get that dy-na-might"
<JJsHouse> "BOOM."
* JJsHouse blows up
* Billy_Ray laughs gleefully at the fire
* JJsHouse is now known as JJsMum
<JJsMum> "Ahhhh! Help!!!"
* JJsMum is squashed by a random mantlepiece
* Billy_Ray is now known as J_J
* JJsMum dies
* Rotku back in his house hears an explosion with his super hearing and changes into his super Rotku clothes
<J_J> "Rotku! Help"
* Rotku is now known as Super-Rotku
* JJsMum is now known as Neighbour
<Neighbour> "Look!"
<J_J> " It's Super-Rotku! He'll save me!"
<Neighbour> "Fire!"
* Super-Rotku flies across town faster than any bad news ever could
* Neighbour dials the firefighters
* J_J is singed by a flame
* Super-Rotku darts in the window and grabs JJ, her mum, and their dog and flies back out
* Neighbour is now known as Dog
<J_J> "Super-Rotku! HELLLP!!!"
<J_J> "My hero!"
<Dog> "Arf."
* J_J kisses Super-Rotku
<Super-Rotku> "I'll be back"
* Super-Rotku flies off again to find a petrol tank
<Super-Rotku> *water
<Super-Rotku> "This should do the job"
* Dog is now known as Firefighters
<Firefighters> "We'll save you!"
* Firefighters fights fire
* J_J is now known as The_Fire
* The_Fire dies down
* Super-Rotku rips up the water tank and flies back to the house, before dropping the water onto the house, extingwishing the flames
* The_Fire is totally extinguished
* The_Fire is now known as Billy_Ray
<Super-Rotku> "Yay!"
<Billy_Ray> "No! You donr burnt up mah cookin' farr!"
<Billy_Ray> "I'ma have to shoot you!"
<Billy_Ray> *done
* Super-Rotku with his super eyes spots Ray and walks towards him
* Firefighters is now known as EvilJim
* Billy_Ray pulls out a 12 gauge
<Super-Rotku> "You have done enough damage for today Ray
* EvilJim flies to JJ's House
* EvilJim have to go now
* Billy_Ray aims at Super-Rotku
<Billy_Ray> "I reckon you need tah stop right there."
<Super-Rotku> "You think so do you?"
<Billy_Ray> "Yessir, I reckon I do."
<Super-Rotku> "Didn't you know I have been studying off Neo from the matrix?"
* Billy_Ray points his gun, suddenly, at JJ
<Billy_Ray> "Yep, but kin you stop bullets goin' towards her!?"
* Super-Rotku darts to the side, pushing JJ over and taking the built instead like any true super hero would
* Billy_Ray pulls the trigger
<Super-Rotku> ((The line above in here))
<Billy_Ray> "Uh-oh."
<Super-Rotku> "No! I have been hit!"
<Super-Rotku> "What have you done Ray?!"
<Billy_Ray> "Dangit, what does a man hafta do to kill one of you superfolk?"
<Super-Rotku> "Ahhh!"
* Super-Rotku falls to the ground covered in blood
<Billy_Ray> "I've tried to kill youu, and you're just lyin' thar screamin', not dead."
* Billy_Ray rolls his eyes
* Billy_Ray shoots Super-Rotku again
<Billy_Ray> "Ye done yet?"
* Super-Rotku stops screaming and proceds to be dead
<Billy_Ray> "Good."
<Billy_Ray> (ooc: well, out brave leader has apparently gone away)
<Billy_Ray> (ooc: *our)
* Billy_Ray walks off, accidentally leaving a bottle of cheap booze behind
* Super-Rotku is now known as Narrator
<Narrator> Billy Ray and Evil Jim quickly leave the scene, believing our hero Rotku is dead
<Narrator> But everyone knows quiet well that the hero can not die
* Narrator is now known as Rotku
* Rotku opens his eyes
<Rotku> "Er, what... what happened?"
* Billy_Ray is now known as Friendly_Stranger
<Friendly_Stranger> " It looks like you were shot by a psycho redneck."
<Friendly_Stranger> "Need any help?"
<Rotku> "Is JJ alright?"
<Friendly_Stranger> "I'm not sure, I saw some evil looking man going towards the school with her."
<Friendly_Stranger> "But she didn't look happy. In fact, come to think of it, she was kicking and screaming"
<Rotku> "School? It's 2 am in the morning!"
<Friendly_Stranger> "I don't know, but you can't get in until 8 AM, the Mystical Janitor goes to sleep until then."
* Friendly_Stranger is now known as MysticalJanitor
* EvilJim is now known as Dog
<Dog> "Arf."
* MysticalJanitor unlocks the school door
* Dog is now known as BestFriendBrian
<BestFriendBrian> "Hey, Rotku!"
<Rotku> "Brian!"
* MysticalJanitor disappears until later that evening
<BestFriendBrian> "Rotku, what's up?"
<Rotku> "Did you see Billy pass by a minute ago!?
<Rotku> "
<BestFriendBrian> "Billy? Billy Ray? No."
* MysticalJanitor is now known as Billy_Ray
<Rotku> "Ah! He's got JJ!"
<BestFriendBrian> "What?! That hot chick?!?!"
* Billy_Ray cackles
* BestFriendBrian is now known as J_J
* Billy_Ray runs off to the Locker room
<J_J> "Let me go you bastard!"
* J_J is now known as MrEvel
* MrEvel sees Billy_Ray
<MrEvel> "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
<Rotku> "Let her go Billy!"
<Rotku> "It's me you want!"
* Billy_Ray stops dead in his tracks
<Billy_Ray> "YOU!!!"
<MrEvel> "YOU!"
* MrEvel cracks the whip
<Billy_Ray> "Daddy, why is you here?!?"
<MrEvel> "I'm the teacher!"
<Billy_Ray> "Since when?"
<Billy_Ray> "You left Momma almost ten years ago!" Where you been?"
<MrEvel> "No time! Hide, Rotku is neigh invincible! I'll hide you. Run!"
* Billy_Ray runs into MrEvel's classroom
* MrEvel sees Rotku
<MrEvel> "WHAT IS IT, MR ROTKU?!"
<Rotku> "Did you see JJ come past!?"
<MrEvel> "WHO? JJ? NO."
<MrEvel> "DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT?"
<Rotku> "She came past here a minute ago!"
<MrEvel> "DID NOT."
<Rotku> "And no I did not do my homework!"
* Billy_Ray puts his hand over JJ's mouth to prevent her from screamig for Rotku, but she bites his hand and lets out a yelp
<Rotku> "That homework was pointless!"
<MrEvel> "THAT WAS NOT JJ YELPING."
* Rotku was so busy telling Mr Evel how stupid the homework was he didn't hear her scream
<Rotku> "What yelp?"
* Billy_Ray quickly stifles her again
<MrEvel> "THAT HOMEWORK WAS NOT POINTLESS. I DO NOT SEE WHAT WAS POINTLESS ABOUT IT."
<MrEvel> "OR CAN YOU NOT FIGURE OUT 2+1?"
<Rotku> "We learnt that stuff years ago!"
<Rotku> "And yes, I do know that Sir, it is 17!"
<MrEvel> "NO IT'S NOT!"
* MrEvel whips a nearby door
<MrEvel> "IT'S 12 2/6!"
<Rotku> "You are wrong!"
<MrEvel> "AM NOT."
<Rotku> "Come inside and I'll show you on the white board!"
<MrEvel> "NO!"
<MrEvel> "NO NEED, NO NEED"
* Rotku walks inside
<MrEvel> "AHHHH!"
<Rotku> "JJ!"
* Billy_Ray jumps up
<Rotku> "Ray!"
<Billy_Ray> "So, you have found me!"
<MrEvel> "HMM, WHO ARE YOU TWO?!"
* Rotku turns around to face Mr Evel
* Billy_Ray releases JJ, and draws a .45
<Rotku> "So you lie Mr Evel. From the first minute I saw you I knew you where evil Mr Evel!
<MrEvel> "I DID NOT LIE."
<MrEvel> "I SIMPLY DID NOT TELL THE TRUTH."
* Billy_Ray aims it at Rotku's back
<MrEvel> "DON'T TURN AROUND."
<Rotku> "Now Billy, let her go, right away!"
* Rotku turns around
* Billy_Ray fires twice
* Billy_Ray misses twice
* MrEvel sidesteps
* Billy_Ray hits himself in the foot
* MrEvel whips Rotku in the head
<Billy_Ray> "OWWW!!!"
<Rotku> "I told you to let her go!"
<Billy_Ray> "I done that! She left ten minutes ago!"
* Rotku ignors the whip blow and back hands Mr Evel in the nose
* MrEvel faints
* MrEvel is now known as Narrator
<Billy_Ray> "Don't hit my daddy!"
<Narrator> Meanwhile, Evil Jim is destroying all the phone booths around the city!
* Narrator is now known as RandomPerson
* RandomPerson walks up to Rotku and Billy
<RandomPerson> "Hey, what's up?"
* Billy_Ray shoots a few more times at Rotku, but only succeeds in hitting a Random Person
* RandomPerson dies
* RandomPerson is now known as Principal
* Principal enters the room with a huge shotgun
<Billy_Ray> "Yeehaww!! Good cookin' tonight!"
* Principal fires at the ceiling
<Principal> "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!"
<Rotku> "Principal!"
<Billy_Ray> "Uh-oh, I's sorry uncle Billy"
<Principal> "Not you again!"
<Rotku> "This man here killed JJ's dad!"
* Billy_Ray blushes meekly
<Principal> "And?"
<Rotku> "And hit Mr Evel in the face!"
<Billy_Ray> "I's sorry, Uncle Billy..."
<Rotku> "And he killed this Random person here!"
<Principal> "Really. Here Billy, I'll give you a cookie for hitting Mr Evel."
<Billy_Ray> "Thanks Uncle Billy!"
* Rotku raises his hand
* Principal walks over to Billy Ray to give him a cookie
<Principal> "What?"
<Rotku> "Sir?"
<Rotku> "I need to use the toilet!"
<Principal> "Yes?"
* Billy_Ray eats the cookie happily
<Principal> "You can't go."
<Rotku> "Please Sir!"
<Principal> "Clean up this mess."
<Rotku> "I'll do that after Sir!"
<Principal> "No."
<Rotku> "There will be more of a mess if I can't go"
<Billy_Ray> "Haw haw haw, you gots to work!"
<Principal> "Shut up, Billy!"
* Principal shoots Billy's feet
* Billy_Ray shuts up
* Billy_Ray dances
* Rotku turns around and pokes his tounge at Billy
<Principal> "You can dance better than that McFly!"
* Principal shoots multiple times
<Rotku> "Please Sir!!"
<Rotku> "I have to go!"
* Billy_Ray dances really fast
* Principal shoots again
* Billy_Ray trips and falls, getting hit with the last bullet
<Principal> "Err...whoops"
* Billy_Ray dies
<Principal> "Billy!"
* Rotku sees his oppotunity and runs out of the room into the toilet
* Principal goes fusses over Billy
* Billy_Ray is now known as Paramedic
* Rotku quickely changes into his Super clothes
* Rotku is now known as Super-Rotku
* Paramedic wanders luckily past
* Principal is now known as EvilJim
<EvilJim> "Die, all of you!"
* EvilJim kills random people and extras
* Paramedic falls over dead
* Super-Rotku walks out of the Toilet to see Evil Jim killing everyone
* EvilJim blows up the school!
* Paramedic is now known as J_J
<Super-Rotku> "No!"
<J_J> "Rotku, Help!"
<EvilJim> "Die, JJ!"
* Super-Rotku looks around
* EvilJim hurls a massive cat at JJ
<Super-Rotku> "Where are you?!"
<J_J> "I'm trapped in the batnroom!"
* Super-Rotku goes back in the bathroom to look around
<Super-Rotku> "I can't see you!"
* EvilJim floats up 20 meters
<J_J> "Over Here! In the last stall on the right!"
* EvilJim blows the bathroom up with a huge frying pan
* Super-Rotku walks over and smashes the door in
<Super-Rotku> "Wait here!"
* J_J waits here
* Super-Rotku picks up the door and puts it back in its place before going back out side
<J_J> "When will you come back, Rotku?"
* Super-Rotku sees Jim flying in the air and flies towards him
* EvilJim is destroying the town with random objects
<EvilJim> "Super Rotku! We meet again!"
<Super-Rotku> "It's just you and me now Jim!"
* EvilJim hurls an empty coke bottle at Super-Rotku
* Super-Rotku gets hit on the head
* EvilJim punches Super-Rotku
<Super-Rotku> "Ouch! That's really cheap you know!"
<EvilJim> "Hahahaha!"
* EvilJim throws the grenades the Green Goblin used
* Super-Rotku catches it and throws it back
<EvilJim> "Err..."
* EvilJim kicks it at the bathroom!
<Super-Rotku> "Take that you Evil person who is called Jim!"
* Super-Rotku screams "No!"
<J_J> "HELLLP!!!!"
<EvilJim> "Take that you super person who is called Rotku!"
* EvilJim gloats
* Super-Rotku flies after it and catches it in his mouth before it hits the floor
* J_J cowers behind the toilet, away from the grenade
* EvilJim throws a knife at the grenade in Rotku's mouth!
* Super-Rotku swollows the granade
<J_J> "My Hero!!!"
* Super-Rotku is now known as grenade
* grenade blows up
* grenade is now known as Super
* EvilJim is now known as slowmotion
* slowmotion starts
<Super> */nick Super-Rotku
<Super> "Owww!"
* slowmotion is now known as EvilJim
* Super is now known as Super-Rotku
<Super-Rotku> "Now you will die Jim"
* EvilJim summons a giant pepperoni pizza that covers the whole city to fall down while he disappears in a blinding flash of light
* Super-Rotku slowly flies toward Jim but is suddenly hit by a pepperoni pizza
* EvilJim is on the pizza and watching
<Super-Rotku> "Never underestimate the power of the human stomach Jim!"
* EvilJim waits for the pizza to destroy the whole city by squashing it
* J_J cries out "Help!" in a muffled voice
* Super-Rotku quickely eats all the pizza up before any real damage is done
<EvilJim> "WHAT! NOT POSSIBLE!"
<Super-Rotku> "Anything is possible if you belive in it"
* EvilJim throws the five BG CDs at Rotku
<Super-Rotku> "No!"
* Super-Rotku dodges the CDs and they go falling to the gound
* EvilJim throws the ToB CD!!!
<Super-Rotku> "That was the last straw Jim!"
<EvilJim> "You try to stop me!"
* EvilJim summons the Moon and makes it fall towards the Earth!
* Super-Rotku pulls out a disney music sing along CD and throws it at the moon, puching it back towards space
<EvilJim> "No way!"
<Super-Rotku> "Yes way!"
<EvilJim> "ROAR!"
* EvilJim transforms!
* EvilJim is now known as SuperEvilJim
<Super-Rotku> "I have exsorbed all of Bob's powers, making me twice as strog as before!"
<SuperEvilJim> "Rotku...I AM YOUR BROTHER!"
* Super-Rotku 's jaw drops open
* J_J is now known as Allah
* SuperEvilJim kicks Rotku in the stomach while he is stunned
<Allah> "Shut up, you two are giving me a headache!"
<SuperEvilJim> "Sorry."
<Super-Rotku> "But you are older than both of my parents so technically that is impossible"
<SuperEvilJim> "Shut up."
* SuperEvilJim punches Rotku in the face multiple times
* Allah nods
* Super-Rotku recovers from the punches and jumps into Jim's mouth
<SuperEvilJim> "Get out!"
<Super-Rotku> "Now I shall do what I should have done two minutes ago!"
* SuperEvilJim self destructs!
* Super-Rotku falls back down to the ground covered in Jim's remains
* SuperEvilJim is now known as RandomStone
* RandomStone rolls into Rotku's bag
* RandomStone is now known as Principal
* Principal strides out holding a shotgun
<Principal> "I WANT AN EXPLANATION!"
* Super-Rotku raises his hand and points up into the sky
* Principal looks up
<Principal> "What?"
<Super-Rotku> "Arga"
<Principal> "What?"
* Allah is being pointed at, and hides behind a cloud
<Super-Rotku> "Dimd"
* Super-Rotku points up again
<Principal> "Eh? What?"
* Principal looks up
* Super-Rotku reaches into his bag and pulls out the random stone
* Super-Rotku throws it at the principal, wedging it neatly between his two eyes
* Principal faints
* Principal is now known as MrEvel
* Super-Rotku pokes his tounge you like so: :-P
<MrEvel> "WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HERE, MR ROTKU?"
* Super-Rotku stands up and dusts him self down
* MrEvel whips the ground
<Allah> "Mr. Evel, he was being loud! Punish him!"
<Super-Rotku> "Look, Mr Evel, I really have to go to the toilet now!"
<MrEvel> "WHY ARE YOU IN RIDICULOUS CLOTHES?"
<Super-Rotku> "Sorry! I have to go!"
* Super-Rotku runs into the bathroom to where JJ is
* Allah is now known as J_J
<Super-Rotku> "JJ!"
<J_J> "Rotku! Are you all right?"
<Super-Rotku> Quickely, we must leave!"
* MrEvel is now known as ForeshadowStone
* ForeshadowStone rolls into Rotku's pockets
<J_J> "Okay."
<Super-Rotku> "Before Mr Evel works out that I am not going to the toilet
* J_J jumps in Rotku's arms
* ForeshadowStone is now known as JJsDog
<JJsDog> "Arf."
* Super-Rotku grabs JJ and her dog and flies back to his house
<J_J> "Scrappy! What are you doing here?"
<Super-Rotku> "This is the first place they'll expect me to go!"
* J_J rubs the Dog's head
<Super-Rotku> "What a great place to hide!"
* JJsDog is now known as Thug
<J_J> "Does that mean that it's the last place they'll look?
<Super-Rotku> "Not at all JJ"
* Thug strides up to the remains of the house
<Thug> "You have something we want, Mr. Rotku."
<Super-Rotku> "This is the first place they'll look, and therefore is where I must hide"
* Thug aims a shotgun at Rotku's head
<Super-Rotku> "Who is there!?"
<Thug> "Die, Mr. Rotku."
* Thug pulls the trigger!
<J_J> "Look out!"
<Super-Rotku> "Oh, sure
* Super-Rotku catches the built in his mouth
* Super-Rotku spits it out
* Thug kicks Rotku
* Super-Rotku does a doulbe backwards summer sult
* Super-Rotku bows
* Thug fires again
* Thug grabs JJ
* Super-Rotku dodges the built
<Super-Rotku> *bullet
<Thug> "You want her alive, you don't move an inch!"
<J_J> "Help!"
* J_J struggles against the thug
* Super-Rotku doesn't move an inch
<Super-Rotku> "What is it you want?"
* J_J kicks the thug in a "Sensitive area", and escapes
<Thug> "Ow..."
* Thug falls to the ground
<J_J> "Rotku, Now!!!"
<Super-Rotku> "Huh?"
* Thug shoots himself
* Thug dies
* J_J dives into a closet
<Super-Rotku> "What a fool!"
* Super-Rotku changes back into his normal clothes
* Super-Rotku is now known as Rotku
* Thug is now known as Narrator
<Rotku> "You can come out now JJ"
* J_J comes out of the closet
<Narrator> Although Evil Jim is defeated, another madman lurks out, far, far beyond the galaxy...or something.
<Narrator> THE END
* Narrator is now known as Credits
* Credits rolls
<J_J> YAY!
<Rotku> The end of Rotku's Ledgends: Part 2
* J_J is now known as Slith
* Credits is now known as Deathmage
<Slith> which one do you think was better?
<Deathmage> This one was odd
<Slith> the 1st one or this one?
<Rotku> 1st!
<Slith> yeah
<Slith> me too
* Deathmage is now known as Director
<Director> CUT! What the hell was that?!?!
* Rotku hangs his head in shame
* Rotku then points at Slith
* Director points the Director Pen at Slith
* Slith does the same thing
<Director> "You, new guy!"
* Slith steps forward
<Director> "Don't think you can be excused just because yer new!"
<Slith> "I'm sorry, sir, I'm not good at playing girl roles"
<Slith> "I've been a guy most of my life, you see..."
* Rotku pokes his tounge at Slith from behind the Director
<Director> "That's no excuse!"
* Slith hangs his head
<Director> "And Rotku!"
* Director spins around
<Director> "I thought I told you not to get rid of the Random Stone!"
* Slith gleefully turns to regard his fellow actor
* Rotku runs out of the room
* Rotku has left #sp_mm
<Slith> "Look at him!"
<Director> "What?!"
* Director kicks Slith
<Slith> "Running away from his responsibility!"
<Slith> Ow
<Slith> ""
* Director is now known as Deathmage
* Deathmage grumbles

[ April 24, 2004, 12:33: Message edited by: Deathmage ]

 

And part 3!

PART THREE (Chapter 1)

<Deathmage> We shouldn't redo the second one
<Bored-Rotku> Took your time
<Bored-Rotku> I agree
<Deathmage> Because that defeats the point
<Bored-Rotku> Just make the next one five times as good!
<Deathmage> Glad you do
<Deathmage>
<Deathmage> Hey, it's us...
* Bored-Rotku is now known as Rotku
* Deathmage is now known as Narrator
<Rotku> *Music*
<Rotku> Rotku's Ledgends Part 3
<Rotku> Staring the same people as last time, minus Slith
<Narrator> The last time of the Rotku Ledgends...
<Narrator> A thug appeared, demanding something from our hero Rotku.
<Narrator> What is going on here?! What do they want? Find out...NOW.
* Narrator is now known as JJ
<JJ> "What was that Rotty-poo?"
<Rotku> "Hmmm, to tell the truth, I don't have the slightest idea"
<Rotku> "My memory seems a bit hazy"
<JJ> "That sometimes happen when you do stuff like transit between movies."
<JJ> "Let's go to school."
* Rotku looks at his watch
<Rotku> "Yeah, I guess the bus should be here soon"
* JJ is now known as BusDriver
<BusDriver> "Get in, sonny and lassie."
* Rotku jumps in the bus
<Rotku> "To the school!"
<BusDriver> "Money!"
* BusDriver takes out a gun and aims it at Rotku
* Rotku hands the bus driver the money for the two of them
<BusDriver> "Hmmm...one, two...okay, that's six dollars. Quite enough to cover your fares."
<BusDriver> "But you can't have any change. Nyah nyah."
* Rotku ignors the bus driver and goes and finds and empty seat
* BusDriver is now known as RandomPerson
<RandomPerson> "Hi."
<Rotku> "Oh hi again Randomperson"
<RandomPerson> "Hey, JJ!"
* RandomPerson is now known as JJ
<JJ> "Hi, friend of Rotku."
* JJ is now known as RandomPerson
<Rotku> "Do you know this random person JJ?"
<RandomPerson> "JJ!"
* RandomPerson drops dead on the floor
* RandomPerson is now known as RandomPerson
* Rotku looks around startled
* RandomPerson is now known as RandomPerson
* RandomPerson is now known as BusDriver
<BusDriver> "What the hell did ya do to him?!"
<Rotku> "Me?!"
<BusDriver> "Yeah. You."
<Rotku> "I did nothing at all thank you!"
<Rotku> "Wathc out!"
* Rotku points out the window at the road that the bus driver should be watching
* BusDriver ignores Rotku
* Rotku then quickly ducks behind the seat
<BusDriver> "Don't tell me what to do sonny."
<BusDriver> "I've been driving this bus for like the last 500 years. I know what I'm doing."
* Rotku stays uder the chair, ignoring the bus driver
<BusDriver> "Dum de dum, well, we're at school. Enjoy your day, you idiots."
<BusDriver> "Hmm, I ran over somebody. Ah well."
* Rotku hope off the bus
* BusDriver is now known as BestFriendBrian
<Rotku> "So JJ, anything happening at school today?"
<BestFriendBrian> "OH MY GOD!!!! JJ!!!"
* BestFriendBrian dies as well
* BestFriendBrian is now known as JJ
<Rotku> "Yeah, Hi Brian"
<JJ> "Hmmm..."
<Rotku> "He;s just joking"
<JJ> "Well, we have an assembly today. The principal wanted to talk to us."
* JJ kicks Brian's corpse
<Rotku> "The principal?"
<JJ> "Yeah."
<Rotku> "The one we had that encounter with the other day?"
<JJ> "Yeah."
* Rotku shrugs
<Rotku> Oh well
<Rotku> "Lead the way"
* Rotku follows JJ as she heads towards the place the assembly is
* JJ takes Rotku to the assembly hall while Rotku stares at her ass
* JJ sits down with Rotku in a seat
* JJ is now known as Principal
* Principal strides on the stage
<Principal> "The school is like destroyed..."
<Principal> *krhm* "Anyway."
<Principal> "Rotku, will you please stand up."
* Rotku pokes his tounge out at the principal
<Rotku>
* Rotku stands up
* Principal takes out a shotgun and shoots Rotku
* Rotku uses his Neo stopping bullet move and stops the bullet in mid air
* Rotku sits down
<Principal> "You can't do that!! That's not in the script!"
* Rotku puts his hand up
<Principal> "Yes."
<Principal> "Talk."
* Rotku stands up
<Rotku> "You have an old script sir."
<Rotku> "Here's a spare copy of the newer one"
<Principal> "....."
* Rotku walks up to the front of the stage and hands the pricipal the new copy
<Principal> "Well I resemble Sean Connery, so I'm right."
* Rotku walks and sits back down next to JJ
* Principal studies the script
<Principal> (Damn, I can't kill Rotku according to the script...) "Hmm, Bob Bobson, can you please stand up."
* Rotku whispers to JJ "Stupid principal. I don't know how he got the job when he doesn't know the scipt right"
* Rotku is now known as BobBobson
* BobBobson stands up
<BobBobson> "Ummm, yes sir?"
* Principal shoots BobBobson with a shotgun
<Principal> "Die, bastard!!"
* Principal shoots the person behind Bob
* BobBobson dies instead
* BobBobson is now known as Rotku
<Principal> "Dismissed. Go to your classes."
* Principal is now known as JJ
<JJ> "Hmm, you have maths. I have english. See ya later."
<Rotku> "Oh, bye"
* JJ is now known as MrEvel
* MrEvel watches evily as Rotku enters the room
* Rotku heads off to maths
<MrEvel> "SIT."
* Rotku sits
<MrEvel> "YOU ARE EXACTLY .000000002 SECONDS LATE, MR. ROTKU. WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT YOU?"
* MrEvel ignores the three chattering students who walks in the room
* Rotku raises his hand
<MrEvel> "YES?"
<Rotku> "You could let me go home sir, and give me all A's?"
<MrEvel> "HA."
* MrEvel whips the whiteboard
<Rotku> "So that's a yes then Sir?"
<MrEvel> "THAT IS NOT HOW WE DO THINGS AT DEATHALAND HIGH SCHOOL."
<MrEvel> "YOU MUST BE PUNISHED."
<MrEvel> "WORK OUT 5x2, PLEASE."
* Rotku raises his hand
<MrEvel> "YES?
<MrEvel> "
<Rotku> "25 sir!"
<MrEvel> "HMMMMMMM...."
* MrEvel flips in a textbook
<MrEvel> "NO. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 10. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMOKING?!"
* Rotku raises his hand
<MrEvel> "YEEEEEEEEES?"
<Rotku> "Nothing at the moment Sir"
<MrEvel> "WHY WASTE MY TIME?!?!??!?!?!??!?!"
* Rotku saluts and sits back down
<MrEvel> "GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, YOU IDIOTIC IDIOT!"
* MrEvel whips the whiteboard
* MrEvel literally kicks Rotku
* Rotku pokes his tounge out and walks out of the room, taking his bag with him
<Rotku> End of Part one of Episode 3
<MrEvel> Because Rotku have to go
<Rotku> Tune in next week for more Rotku Ledgends
* MrEvel is now known as Director
<Rotku>
<Director> "That's a cut!"
<Rotku> Cya!
<Director> "Alright, Rotku, see ya tomorrow."
* Rotku has left #sp_mm
* Director is now known as Deathmage
PART THREE - CHAPTER TWO
<Deathmage> Yay!
<Rotku> I spelt it right!
<Deathmage> What?
<Rotku> ledgneds
<Rotku> Or wrong
<Rotku> But you know what I mean
<Deathmage> Yes, indeed
<Deathmage> Let's continue
<Deathmage> Rotku were at the Principal's office door
<Rotku> So where were we up to?
<Rotku> Ah yes
<Deathmage> Start it off with the music and such
<Rotku> *Music*
<Rotku> Rotku's Ledgends, Part 2 B, staring the usual people as the usual characters and you know the rest
* Deathmage is now known as Principal
* Principal polishes shotgun
* Rotku walks up to the principals door and knocks
<Rotku> "Hello!"
<Rotku> "Anyone home?!"
* Principal fires at the door, the bullet narrowly missing Rotku
<Principal> "Come in."
<Rotku> "Thanks"
<Principal> "Well?"
* Rotku opens the door and walks in, then takes a seat
<Principal> "What did you do now?"
* Rotku opens his bag and gets out an apple
<Rotku> "Oh, you don't mind if I eat, do you?"
<Principal> "No eating in the principal's office."
<Rotku> "Didn't think so"
<Principal> "Unless it was me."
<Rotku> "Hmmm, how about we pretend I am you? sounds fair?"
<Principal> "Not really."
<Principal> "Why are you sent here?!?!"
<Rotku> "Oh, that's a slight problem sir"
<Principal> "Yes?"
* Rotku scratches his head in thought
<Rotku> "I sorta don't really know you see"
<Principal> "Well, who sent you and what did you do?"
<Rotku> "I just answered a simple question"
<Principal> "Who's the teacher?"
<Rotku> "Oh you know that one. Ummm Mrs... Evel is it?
<Rotku> "
<Principal> "Mr Evel."
* Principal shoots Rotku
<Rotku> "Yeah! that's the one"
<Rotku> "And I'd greatly appreciate if you could refrain from doing that"
<Principal> "Hmmm...slip of the hand, sorry."
<Rotku> "No problem"
<Principal> "Anyway. He sent you here for no reason then."
<Rotku> "Yeah, that sounds about right"
<Principal> "Really."
* Principal shoots the door again
<Rotku> "As far as my great and wonderful mind can tell, yes"
* Principal reloads the gun
<Principal> "Hmm, accidentally reloaded the gun."
<Rotku> "Shoot that damn gun again and I will strangle you with it"
* Rotku smiles
<Principal> "Er."
<Rotku> "So can I go then sir?"
<Principal> "Go back to Mr Evel and tell him I'm going to shoot him in the arse."
<Principal> "Yeah, yeah, go."
<Rotku> "Sure thing sir!"
* Principal stands up, opens the window, and shoots to somebody outside
* Rotku stands up and salutes then marches out of the room
* Principal is now known as Narrator
* Rotku walks back to his maths class
<Narrator> Meanwhile, in JJ's English class...
* Narrator is now known as JJ
* Rotku is now known as Mr_Englash
<JJ> "Mr Englash, I have a question."
<Mr_Englash> "Now students! Today we are learning the alphabet
<JJ> "The alphabet?"
<Mr_Englash> "Yes, JJ? What is it?"
<JJ> "I thought we learnt that ages ago!"
<Mr_Englash> "No no, don't be silly"
<Mr_Englash> "Okay"
* Mr_Englash writes the letter A on the board twice, one in upper case and one in lower case
* JJ puts up her hand
<Mr_Englash> "Yes?"
<JJ> "We learnt that like ages ago!"
* JJ shows the teacher her book
<Mr_Englash> "Sure you did"
* Mr_Englash ignors the book and goes back to teaching
* JJ throws a rock at the teacher's head and looks innocent
<Mr_Englash> "Now this is a capital 'A'"
<Mr_Englash> The rock hits Mr Englash's head his a clonging sound, like a metal bell makes
* JJ is now known as DM-Eating
<Mr_Englash> "Repeat after me, 'A'"
<Mr_Englash> "Well done, well done!"
* Mr_Englash is now known as Eating-Rotku
* Eating-Rotku is now known as Rotku
* DM-Eating is now known as JJ
* Rotku is now known as Mr_Englash
<Mr_Englash> "Now does any one have any questions?"
* Mr_Englash looks around the class
* JJ puts up her hand
<Mr_Englash> "Yes, JJ?!"
<JJ> "Can you spell 'and'"
<Mr_Englash> "Hmmm, that is a very good question, let me see"
* JJ waits
* Mr_Englash walks over to his desk where he picks up an axe and throws it at JJ
<Mr_Englash> "Shut up you stupid girl!
<JJ> "Eeeek!"
<Mr_Englash> "
* JJ ducks
* JJ watches as the axe hit someone behind her
* Mr_Englash grabs yet another axe and runs after JJ, slashing wildly in the air
* JJ is now known as Narrator
<Narrator> And while JJ is hunted, Rotku enjoys another lesson from Mr Evel.
* Narrator is now known as MrEvel
* Mr_Englash is now known as Rotku
<MrEvel> "...AND NOW, 2+2=3."
<MrEvel> "SO CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN WHAT 350325+2327087 IS? AH YES, ROTKU."
<Rotku> "Umm sir?"
<MrEvel> "YES?"
<Rotku> "The principal told me to tell you something sir"
<MrEvel> "WHAT?"
<MrEvel> "OH, I SEE. HE WANTS TO GIVE ME A RAISE."
* MrEvel nods
<MrEvel> "ABOUT TIME."
<Rotku> "Umm yeah, that's about it sir."
<MrEvel> "EXCELLANT."
* MrEvel is now known as J_J
* J_J screams in the background somewhere
<Rotku> "He said to let the class out now and go and see him for your raise
* J_J is now known as MrEvel
<MrEvel> "REALLY, GREAT!"
<MrEvel> "OKAY CLASS, GO."
<Rotku> "Good luck!"
* MrEvel dismisses the class
* Rotku grabs his bag and runs out towards where he heard JJ, calling her name
* MrEvel is now known as MrEnglash
* MrEnglash slashes JJ
<MrEnglash> "You are too late, Rotku!"
* MrEnglash grabs JJ and holds her hostage
<MrEnglash> "Give me the stone, or I'll kill her!"
* Rotku has a look of confusion flash over his face for a second there, before it is replaced by his normal carm amazing looking face
* Rotku raises his hand
<MrEnglash> "What?"
<Rotku> "No, sorry Sir"
<MrEnglash> "Eh?"
<Rotku> "But the principal did tell me to give you a message Sir"
<MrEnglash> "Yes?"
<Rotku> "He told me to tell you that you where to let go of all your class and go and get your raise"
<MrEnglash> "I'm not that stupid, Rotku."
* MrEnglash looks up to the sky. The sky is beginning to turn red!!!!
<Rotku> "So, if you just give me JJ, you can go and get your rasie"
<MrEnglash> "It is too late. YOU CANNOT STOP US NOW!!"
* MrEnglash transforms into a huge alien thing!
* MrEnglash is now known as HugeAlienThing
<HugeAlienThing> "ROAR!"
* Rotku pulls a stone out of his pocket and holds it up in the air
<HugeAlienThing> "THE STONE! GIVE US THE STONE."
<Rotku> "Let her go or else I'll smash it!"
<HugeAlienThing> "HAHAHAHA! JUST YOU TRY TO SMASH IT."
<Rotku> "I can, with my super human strenght"
<HugeAlienThing> "CAN NOT."
<Rotku> "Don't you doubt it, unless you want this rock of yours halved in size"
* HugeAlienThing halts
<HugeAlienThing> "Grrrr..."
<Rotku> "Are you really willing to take that risk?"
* HugeAlienThing is now known as Principal
* Principal looks out of the window
* Rotku says in a clam voice
<Principal> "Holy cow! What the hell is that?! Looks like a huge alien thing!"
* Principal shoots the Huge Alien Thing
* Principal is now known as HugeAlienThing
* Rotku looks up
* HugeAlienThing dies!
<Rotku> "Thanks!"
<HugeAlienThing> "Grrrra...youcan'tstopus..."
* HugeAlienThing is now known as Principal
<Principal> "Damn! Not Rotku!"
* Principal shoots Rotku
* Rotku waves to the principal and then goes and gets JJ
* Rotku ignors the prinipals pathetic shot
<Rotku> "Are you okay JJ?"
* Rotku helps her to her feet
* Principal is now known as JJ
<JJ> "Yes."
* JJ is starry eyed
<JJ> "Oh, my hero!"
* JJ looks up
<JJ> "Gasp! The sky is red!"
<Rotku> "I think we bet to get you home. You've had a hard day"
* Rotku shrugs
<JJ> "Okay. I'll summon my dog to give me a ride. You stay here."
<Rotku> "No."
<JJ> "Yes."
<Rotku> "I need to make sure you get home safe"
<JJ> "Oh, okay."
<JJ> "Isn't my home destroyed though?"
<Rotku> "Hmmm good point"
<Rotku> "Let's go to my home then"
* JJ becomes starry eyed again
<JJ> "Okay."
* Rotku wistles and a car comes driving up and the door opens
* JJ gets in the car
<Rotku> "Get in"
<Rotku> "Let's go"
* Rotku drives his car home
* JJ is now known as FlyingAlien
* FlyingAlien follows Rotku's car
* Rotku opens his door and gets JJ out
<Rotku> "Go inside"
* FlyingAlien multiplies itself
* FlyingAlien is now known as JJ
* JJ goes inside
* Rotku uses his magic powers to cast some protection from alien thingy on the house
* Rotku hops back in the car and transforms to his super clothes
* Rotku is now known as Super-Rotku
* JJ is now known as FlyingAliens
* Super-Rotku hops back out
* FlyingAliens attacks Super Rotku!
* Super-Rotku attacks flyig alien
* FlyingAliens dies in three seconds or so
* Super-Rotku kills the alien in 3 seconds or so
* FlyingAliens is now known as BusDriver
* BusDriver drives the bus up
<BusDriver> "HOLY @#$%!"
* Super-Rotku looks at the busdriver and brainwashes him to forget everything he just saw
* BusDriver forgets everything
* BusDriver is now known as MightyJesus
* Super-Rotku looks up at the red thing
* MightyJesus looks down
<MightyJesus> "Hmmm...a disaster is in order."
* Super-Rotku sees Jesus
<Super-Rotku> "Go away!"
<Super-Rotku> "You're not in this story!"
<MightyJesus> "I know! I'll use the ten plagues I used on Egypt. I hope it's not expired yet."
* MightyJesus uses the PlagueSprayer (TM)
<Super-Rotku> "Yes it has! Now go away! You've had your fair share of stories, so don't take mine away!"
<MightyJesus> "No!"
* MightyJesus throws rocks at Rotku
* Super-Rotku dodges the rock and kills Jesus
* MightyJesus dies
* MightyJesus is now known as Fanatic
<Fanatic> "YOU KILLED JESUS!"
* Super-Rotku spits at the fanatic
* Fanatic gets killed by the spit
* Super-Rotku flies towards the red thing
* Fanatic is now known as Narrator
<Narrator> Meanwhile, far far away, the citizens of Planet Alien plans the attack on Earth.
* Narrator is now known as BobTheAlien
* Super-Rotku is now known as RobertTheAlien
<BobTheAlien> "Hi, Robert!"
<RobertTheAlien> "Those bastards! I hate those humans!"
<BobTheAlien> "Me too."
<RobertTheAlien> "We must kill those humans who think they are so humanish!"
<BobTheAlien> "Man, I admire those agents we placed on earth! How do they stand all those humans!"
<BobTheAlien> "I mean, look at Bill Gates!"
<RobertTheAlien> "I think they know about him"
<RobertTheAlien> "Look at that movie Kill Bill"
<RobertTheAlien> "That's a sure give away"
<BobTheAlien> "Probably!"
<BobTheAlien> "Let's hope not, though."
<RobertTheAlien> "So how shall we kill them?"
<BobTheAlien> "But we still have other agents, like that George Bush guy."
<BobTheAlien> "Oh, it's easy. Jeff the Chancellor has like plans and stuff."
* BobTheAlien 's cellphone rings
<BobTheAlien> "Hello? Oh, hi Susie!"
<BobTheAlien> "What? The date tonight? Okay, I've got a surprise for you!"
<BobTheAlien> "We're going to Jim's Pizza Palace!"
<BobTheAlien> "Yeah, really!"
<BobTheAlien> "Okay, see you there."
* BobTheAlien is now known as Narrator
<Narrator> And back on Earth.
* Narrator is now known as RandomPerson
* RandomPerson looks up
<RandomPerson> "Hey! UFO's!"
* RobertTheAlien is now known as Rotku
* Rotku is now known as Super-Rotku
* Super-Rotku flies towards the UFO
* RandomPerson is now known as UFO
* UFO fires blasters and stuff
* Super-Rotku reflects it into space
* UFO collides into Super Rotku
* Super-Rotku rips it apart and jumps insid
* Super-Rotku rips it apart and jumps inside
* UFO is now known as TimTheAlien
<TimTheAlien> "Ack! Humans!"
* TimTheAlien shoots Rotku
* Super-Rotku laughs as the laser thingy hits him
* TimTheAlien jumps out in a parachute
* Aikanaro has joined #ledgends
* TimTheAlien is now known as UFO
* UFO collides into a mountain
<Super-Rotku> "Fool!"
* UFO is now known as TimTheAlien
* TimTheAlien lands in the school grounds safely!
* TimTheAlien multiplies himself!
* Super-Rotku jumps out, just as the UFO begins to blow up around him
* TimTheAlien is now known as Tim1
* Tim1 slithers towards the Principal's office
* Tim1 is now known as Tim2
* Tim2 guards the gate
* Super-Rotku flies towards where Tim landed
* Super-Rotku sees tim by the gate and flies down
<Super-Rotku> "Now I have you Tim!"
<Super-Rotku> "Just don't ask how I know you name please"
<Tim2> "But!"
<Super-Rotku> "You see, I have mind reading abilities which I can't talk about until part 5"
<Tim2> "Oh, okay!"
* Tim2 fires at Rotku and punches him on the face
* Super-Rotku dodges the laser but gets punched in the face
* Super-Rotku eats Tim2 alive!
* Tim2 is now known as Tim1
* Tim1 knocks on the Principal's office...
* Super-Rotku senses, with his super human powers, another aliean
* Super-Rotku is now known as Principal
<Tim1> "Can I come in?"
<Principal> "Go away Rotku!"
<Tim1> "It's Tim, sir."
<Principal> "I've had enough for today!"
<Principal> "Oh tim? From the Alian planet?"
<Tim1> "Yeah!"
<Tim1> "Your old student!"
<Principal> "Wonderful!"
<Principal> "I hear this Rotku is giving you problems?"
<Tim1> "Yeah. Can I come in though?"
<Principal> "Sure
* Tim1 enters the room
* Principal uses his alian powers to open the door
<Tim1> "Wow! You've gotten old, sir!"
<Principal> "And you've really grown up Timmy"
<Tim1> "Thanks, Sir."
<Principal> "now, what has thie Rotku been doing?"
<Tim1> "He's actually..."
<Tim1> *whispers*
<Tim1> "Super Rotku!"
<Principal> "hmmm, I expected all along"
<Principal> "I should have killed him before he found his true powers out"
<Tim1> "It's kind of obvious."
<Principal> "But this darn script says I can't!"
<Tim1> "What!"
<Tim1> "Who wrote the script!"
* Principal pulls out the script and hrows it on the floor
<Principal> "Rotku and Deathmage of course!"
<Principal> "Those bastards!"
<Tim1> "Bastards!"
* Principal nods
<Principal> "Now, what do you want tim?
<Tim1> "Wait Sir!"
<Tim1> "I've got an idea!"
<Principal> "Yes?"
<Tim1> "We could stop following the scripts!"
<Principal> "What!?!"
* Principal looks around, worried
<Principal> "Shhh!"
<Principal> "If Deathmage or Rotku heard you, you'll surly lose your job"
<Tim1> "I know, but if we kill them..."
<Principal> "Kill the director and the star?"
<Principal> "Are you insane!?"
<Principal> "Can't you remember my teachings Tim?"
<Tim1> "Umm..I forgot."
<Principal> "Well don't do it again"
<Principal> "Now if there is nothing else?"
<Tim1> "Um."
<Tim1> *ahem*
<Tim1> "You should keep on shooting Rotku sir, maybe one day you'll get really lucky and kill him."
<Principal> "What do you think I've been doing, you fool of an alien!"
<Tim1> "Oh!"
<Tim1> "Okay, I have to go get my ass kicked by Rotku now. Bye!"
* Tim1 goes
<Principal> "Bye!"
<Principal> "Good luck!"
<Tim1> "You too."
* Principal is now known as Rotku
* Rotku in the mean time had gone back home to see JJ
* Tim1 is now known as CommanderJack
* CommanderJack steps on the soap box
<CommanderJack> "I have a dream."
<CommanderJack> "That one day, all of us, green or blue, will unite and attack the humans."
<CommanderJack> "And today. Is. That. DAY!"
* Rotku is now known as Alian
* Alian cheers
* Alian is now known as Aliancrowd
* Aliancrowd cheers
<CommanderJack> "Now, Captain Peter will make a speech!"
* CommanderJack lets Captain Peter get on the stage
* Aliancrowd is now known as CaptainPeter
<CaptainPeter> "Friends, Alians, and countrymen"
* CommanderJack is now known as AlienCrowd
<CaptainPeter> "today is a terrible day"
* AlienCrowd ooohs
<CaptainPeter> "For a great sin has been commited"
* AlienCrowd oooohs more
<CaptainPeter> "Those things we call humans have become... to humanish!"
<AlienCrowd> "NO!"
<CaptainPeter> "Us better beings have decided to destroy them for good!"
* AlienCrowd cheers
<AlienCrowd> "YAY!"
<AlienCrowd> "WOOHOO!"
* CaptainPeter rasies his hand for silence
* AlienCrowd gradully silences
* CaptainPeter "Yay!"s
* CaptainPeter walks off the stage
* AlienCrowd is now known as CommanderJack
<CommanderJack> "The humans will know this day as the day they nearly got destroyed by COMMANDER...JACK...ALIEN!"
<CommanderJack> "Deploy the forces!"
* CommanderJack is now known as Musician
* Musician plays Star Wars music in the background
* Musician is now known as Narrator
<Narrator> Meanwhile, back on Earth.
* Narrator is now known as JJ
* CaptainPeter is now known as Rotku
<JJ> "Oh Rotku!"
<Rotku> "JJ!"
* JJ jumps up and hugs him
<Rotku> "Everything is back to normal!"
<JJ> "I'm so scared. An alien tried to attack me and I shot him in the arse with my big-ass minigun and he ran off."
<JJ> "Waaah!"
<Rotku> "It's alright now. It's all over"
<JJ> "Rotku, I've got a question for you."
<Rotku> "Yes JJ?"
<JJ> "Can you remember my real name?"
<Rotku> "Of course I do, Jennifer Jenniferson"
<Rotku>
<JJ> "Wow!"
* JJ gasps
* Rotku smiles
* JJ looks up and is starry eyed and leans forward for a kiss when...
* JJ is now known as Mum
* Mum enters the room
<Mum> "I made cookies!"
<Rotku> "Oh great mum"
* Mum sets down a tray of cookies
<Rotku> "Thanks"
<Rotku> "You couldn't bring some coca-cola up as well could you?"
<Mum> "Oh, okay."
* Mum go get some coke
* Mum is now known as JJ
<JJ> "Um...Rotku?"
* JJ gets starry eyed again
* JJ leans forward and closes her eyes
<Rotku> "Huh? Yes?"
* JJ waits
* Rotku 's watch starts to beep as the alarm goes off
* JJ sighs
* JJ hugs Rotku
<JJ> "Oh, Rotku!"
<Rotku> "Oh sorry"
* JJ waits
* JJ gets impatient
* Rotku stands there wondering what the hell JJ is doing
* JJ jumps up
<JJ> "Damn you, Rotku! I hate you!"
* JJ runs outside, crying
* Rotku relises and leans fowards to kiss her but to late
<Rotku> "opps"
* Rotku sighs
<Rotku> "Oh well"
* JJ is now known as CommanderJack
<CommanderJack> "Aha! We can see their puny houses!"
<CommanderJack> "Hmm, a lone human girl!"
* CommanderJack sweeps in and kidnaps JJ!
* Rotku hears JJ scream outside
* Rotku changes into Super-Rotku
* Rotku is now known as Super-Rotku
* Super-Rotku flies out side and spots Jack
<Super-Rotku> "Jack!"
<Super-Rotku> "What...what are you doing here?"
<CommanderJack> "Hahaha!"
* CommanderJack fires the super-powerful all-destroying ship cannons
* Super-Rotku ususes his magic eye lasers to desrtory the super powerful thingys
* CommanderJack summons the army of UFO's to sweep in and attack Rotku while he flies to the Secret Alien HQ (Microsoft)
* Super-Rotku quickly destroies the Alian army and flies after Jack
* Super-Rotku is now known as BillGates
* CommanderJack lands on Microsoft
* CommanderJack exits the ship
<BillGates> "Jack! What is he doing here!"
<CommanderJack> "Bill!"
* BillGates storms out side
<BillGates> "Ah, Jack"
<CommanderJack> "I haven't seen you in ages!"
<BillGates> "Nice to see you again mate!"
<CommanderJack> "Yeah, you too! Show your true form!"
<CommanderJack> *pause*
<CommanderJack> "Oh wait, it IS your true form."
* BillGates nods
<CommanderJack> "Anyway, have you heard of some stupid kid called Rotku?"
<BillGates> "hmm, can't say I have"
<CommanderJack> "Well, let's go into your company and look him up on the internet."
<BillGates> "Sure"
* BillGates leads the way inside
* BillGates looks him up on the internet
* BillGates is now known as Internet
<Internet> "Rotku is an amazing super hero, who stars in Rotku's Ledgneds
<CommanderJack> "Hmmm."
<Internet> "Is there anything else you'd like to know, sir?
<CommanderJack> "Look up Deathmage just for kicks."
<Internet> "Deathmage, a wonderful director of the office boxs hit series, Rotku's Ledgends, stared by the amazing, one and only Rotku who makes Deathmage look absolutly pathetic because Rotku is so great. Is there anyting else Sir?
<CommanderJack> "..."
<Internet> "Yes?"
<CommanderJack> "Try 'Rotku's Ledgends'"
<Internet> "beep"
<CommanderJack> "Eh?"
<Internet> "beep"
<CommanderJack> "Bill, what's wrong?"
<CommanderJack> "Did you talk to Satan about this?"
<Internet> "Nothing is wrong with me Commander Jack"
<CommanderJack> "Well...why arn't you looking up the info?"
<Internet> "Your question just did not redgister with my data base"
<CommanderJack> "Why?"
<Internet> "Your question just did not redgister with my data base"
<CommanderJack> "Well...nevermind."
* Internet shrugs
<CommanderJack> "Wait!"
<CommanderJack> "Try Mr. Evel."
<Internet> "Mr Evel, a great character in Rotku's Ledgends played by Deathmage. This Actor and driector Deathmage knows the amazing Rotku"
<CommanderJack> "Hmm. Okay, shutdown."
* Internet makes that annoying shutting down noise
* CommanderJack kicks it
* Internet is now known as BillGates
<CommanderJack> "You see, Bill."
<BillGates> "Yes I do"
<CommanderJack> "Do you know what you should do?"
<BillGates> "But what do you expect me to do about it?"
<CommanderJack> "Ah."
<CommanderJack> "Well, Rotku is a real nerd."
<BillGates> "Hmmm?"
<CommanderJack> "If you shut his computer down, he will kill himself."
<CommanderJack> "Like, infect it or something."
<BillGates> "Let me try"
* CommanderJack yay's
* BillGates jumps on his chair and starts madly typing away at his keyboard
<CommanderJack> "Wow, 4238 words per minute!"
* BillGates adjusts his overly big glasses before turning around to face Jack again
<CommanderJack> "Yes?"
<BillGates> "Hmmm, I'm afraid Rotku has warded his house frmo Alians like us"
<BillGates> "He is more powerful that even you thought Jack"
<CommanderJack> "Pardon?!"
<BillGates> "Hmmm, I'm afraid Rotku has warded his house frmo Alians like us"
<BillGates> "He is more powerful that even you thought Jack"
<CommanderJack> "What!"
<BillGates> *from
<BillGates> "Hmmm, I'm afraid Rotku has warded his house frmo Alians like us"
<BillGates> "He is more powerful that even you thought Jack"
<CommanderJack> "Fine, fine! Do you have our comrade George Bush's phone number?"
<BillGates> "Yes, 08497 483 869487"
* CommanderJack snatches a phone and rings the number
<BillGates> "It's stored in the 5938785 memory slot on my new superhightech phone 20004"
* BillGates is now known as Georgey
<Georgey> "Yes?"
<CommanderJack> "It's me, you idiot."
<Georgey> "Bush speaking"
<Georgey> "Ah Jack!"
<CommanderJack> "Yes."
<CommanderJack> "Before we get down to business, let me ask you a question."
<Georgey> "I thought you where that nerd Bill for a second there"
<CommanderJack> "Why the hell did you attack Saddam?!?! He's our ally!"
<Georgey> "Hmmm, I had to make it seem like we were ememies"
<CommanderJack> "But it was stupid."
<CommanderJack> "You killed his army."
<CommanderJack> "He spent a century making that army and you destroyed it."
<Georgey> "Master gave me the orders himself
<CommanderJack> "Master?! Damn *******."
<Georgey> "And what is it you want, Jack?
<CommanderJack> "Oh yes."
<CommanderJack> "You know about Rotku?"
<Georgey> "Rotku?"
<CommanderJack> "Yeah."
<CommanderJack> "Check your Government Logs."
<Georgey> "You mean that amazingly wonderfully wonderful person?"
<Georgey> "The one who came from our home planet long long ago?"
<Georgey> "Who excaped Master himself?"
<Georgey> "YEah, I know a bit about him"
<CommanderJack> "Yeah, him."
<CommanderJack> "You have a spare nuke lying around, right?"
<Georgey> "None that wouldn't blow us up as well as the entire universe"
<CommanderJack> "Pardon?"
<Georgey> "None that wouldn't blow us up, as well as the entire universe"
<CommanderJack> "You..."
<CommanderJack> "Don't tell me you waste the last normal nuke on Saddam."
<CommanderJack> "Wasted even. See, I'm so pissed I can't talk properly."
* Georgey wistles inosently
<CommanderJack> "I'm going to see you whipped for this, you idiot!!"
* Georgey is now known as Phone
<Phone> "Beep beep"
<CommanderJack> "Wha!"
<CommanderJack> "*******!"
* Phone is now known as BillGates
<BillGates> "What is it Jack?!"
<CommanderJack> "The guy spent the last nuke on Saddam!"
<BillGates> "Fool! I warned him!"
<CommanderJack> "Fool indeed! Who else can we ring?!"
<BillGates> "Why can't you do it yourself?
<CommanderJack> "Because he can kick my ass."
<BillGates> "Or are you to scared to attack a harmless boy?"
<BillGates> "Chicken!"
<CommanderJack> "He's hardly harmless!"
<BillGates> "Chicken!"
<CommanderJack> "YOU attack him, nerd!"
<BillGates> "Chicken!"
<CommanderJack> "Nerd!"
<BillGates> "Chicken!"
<CommanderJack> "Geek!"
<BillGates>
<BillGates> "Chicken!"
<CommanderJack> "Nerd geek!"
<BillGates> "Our great commander is nothing but a chicken!"
<BillGates> "Ha!"
<CommanderJack> "And our great alien agent is nothing but a nerd!"
<BillGates> "Chicken!"
* CommanderJack bashes Bill Gates on the head with a computer
* BillGates dies
<CommanderJack> "Opps."
* CommanderJack whistles innocently
<CommanderJack> "Hope he has a spare clone."
* CommanderJack punches the air vengeancefully and jumps into the ultimate Alien Flagship
* CommanderJack flies towards NZ
* BillGates is now known as Rotku
* Rotku is now known as Super-Rotku
* CommanderJack drops atomic bombs all over NZ
* Super-Rotku senses the nuclear bomb and flies towrads NZ
<CommanderJack> "Aah, he's here."
* CommanderJack fires NUKLEAR BOMBS at Rotku
* Super-Rotku laughs as he absorbs the nulear bomb
<CommanderJack> "Not possible!"
<Super-Rotku> "I have you to thank for that Jack!"
<CommanderJack> "Halt, Rotku!"
* CommanderJack is now known as MysteriousVoice
<MysteriousVoice> "ROTKU."
* Super-Rotku looks around
<MysteriousVoice> "I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN WHAT YOU ARE."
<Super-Rotku> "I am your son, and the one true king!"
<MysteriousVoice> "...WRONG SCRIPT!"
<Super-Rotku> "Oh"
<Super-Rotku> "Err, no mysterious Voice over Guy, I don't know who I am"
<MysteriousVoice> "YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN. I AM DISAPPOINTED."
<MysteriousVoice> "YOU ARE AN ALIEN, ROTKU."
<Super-Rotku> "No!!!"
<MysteriousVoice> "YES!"
<Super-Rotku> :-P
<MysteriousVoice> "I SENT YOU HERE, LONG AGO, TO DESTROY THE HUMANS. BUT INSTEAD, YOU HAVE SUBMITTED, AND GIVEN IN TO THEIR POWERS."
<Super-Rotku> "I am who I choose to be, and I'm choosing to be Rotku!"
<MysteriousVoice> "I CAN STILL COMMAND YOU. GIVE. UP. THE. STONE!!!!"
<Super-Rotku> "These humans are my friends!"
<MysteriousVoice> "NO, WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS!"
<MysteriousVoice> "THE HUMANS LIE, THE HUMANS STEAL!"
* Super-Rotku sighs
<MysteriousVoice> "THE HUMANS TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!"
* Super-Rotku flies at jack and rips off his head
<MysteriousVoice> "SO IT IS TO BE WAR BETWEEN US, THEN!"
* Super-Rotku flies to where Jack Left JJ
<Super-Rotku> "Sure voice person!"
<MysteriousVoice> "KNOW THAT YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY LEFT US ALIENS!"
* MysteriousVoice disappears
* MysteriousVoice is now known as JJ
<JJ> "I knew you would come!"
* Super-Rotku is now known as Rotku
<Rotku> "Let's get out of here!"
<JJ> "The ship is exploding!"
* JJ is now known as Flagship
* Rotku grabs hold of JJ and flies out the window
* Flagship blows up
* Flagship is now known as Sharpnel
* Sharpnel brushes past Rotku and JJ's face
* Rotku changes to Super Rotku
* Rotku is now known as Super-Rotku
* Super-Rotku dodges the shrapnel and FLIES back to the school
* Sharpnel is now known as Principal
<Principal> "Hmmm."
* Principal looks up
<Principal> "What the?"
* Principal heads over to Rotku
<Principal> "Ahh Rotku. What's going on?"
<Super-Rotku> "Ignor me sir, I'm just a figment of your imagination "
<Principal> "Okay."
* Principal ignores Rotku
* Principal shoots Rotku
<Super-Rotku> "Shall we go back ho...."
<Principal> "If you really are a figment of my imagination, you will be shot!"
* Super-Rotku gets shot
<Principal> "Hey...whddya know!"
* Principal fires multiple times
* Super-Rotku turns around and pokes his tounge out
* Super-Rotku dodges the multiple bullets
<Principal> "What!"
* Principal chases after Rotku
* Super-Rotku grabs JJ and flies up to the roof of the school where the principal can't reach
* Principal fires anyway
* Super-Rotku hides behind a wall where the principal can't see them
* Principal looks for Rotku
<Super-Rotku> "Stay here JJ. I must do now what should have been done along time ago"
* Super-Rotku flies off to where the pricipal is
<Principal> "What?"
<Principal> "What is it?"
<Principal> "Oh, you came to get shot?! Jolly good!"
<Super-Rotku> "What is what?"
<Super-Rotku> "Oh. No I didn't I'm sorry"
<Principal> "Oh, okay...then why are you here?"
<Super-Rotku> "I came to give back this pen I borrowed from you about... must have been about 4 years ago now"
<Principal> "Oh, THAT pen!!"
* Principal snatches it off Rotku's hand
<Super-Rotku> "Bye bye"
<Principal> "Bye."
* Super-Rotku flies off back to where JJ is sitting
* Principal is now known as JJ
<JJ> "What was that about?"
<Super-Rotku> "Just something I borrowed off him along time ago"
<JJ> "Oh, okay."
<Super-Rotku> "Let's get back home"
* JJ gets starry eyed again
<JJ> "Wait."
* Super-Rotku waits
* JJ closes her eyes and leans foward
* Super-Rotku leans fowards and kisses JJ
<JJ> "What the..."
* JJ slaps Rotku
<JJ> "How dare you!"
<Super-Rotku>
<JJ> "I was waiting for you to give me the lollipop I asked so long ago!"
* Super-Rotku grabs JJ and flies off holding her out of reach so she can't hit him again, and laughing
* JJ is now known as Narrator
<Narrator> And so, Rotku managed to save Earth once again.
<Narrator> But far far away on Planet Alien, the Master sits...and plots.
<Narrator> TO BE CONTINUED
* Narrator is now known as Credits
* Credits rolls
<Super-Rotku> End of Rotku's Ledgends, Part 3
* Credits is now known as Musician
* Musician plays music
<Super-Rotku> Stay tuned for sences from the next episode of Rotku's Ledgends
* Musician is now known as Master
<Master> "So, Rotku, you are here."
<Super-Rotku> "YEs Master!"
* Master draws the Master Sword
<Super-Rotku> "We meet atlast!"
<Master> "I shall regret this!"
* Master slashes at Rotku
* Master is now known as JJ
* Super-Rotku draws his super swoard and blocks the blow
* JJ runs up a rainy street
<JJ> "I love you Rotku!!!!!!!"
* JJ is swept away!
* JJ is now known as BusDriver
* BusDriver pulls out guns
* BusDriver is now known as BusDriver
<BusDriver> "Sonny, we'll get them!"
* BusDriver is now known as MysticalJanitor
* Super-Rotku throws a bomb into the bus and blows up the bus driver
<MysticalJanitor> "Go now, before it is too late!"
* MysticalJanitor points at the sky solemnly
* Super-Rotku nods and flies off upwards
* Super-Rotku is now known as Rotku
* MysticalJanitor is now known as Deathmage
<Deathmage> "Thank you, thank you!"
<Deathmage> THE END
<Rotku> The End
<Deathmage> ...
<Deathmage> WE ROCK!
<Rotku> YAY!!!!!
<Deathmage> YAY!
<Deathmage> Is Octara still on KoSP?
<Rotku> Look at all our name changes on #sorcerers!
<Deathmage> Haha!
<Deathmage> Hehe
<Deathmage> Herfy is here
<Rotku> We finished just in time
<Deathmage> Is Octara still on KoSP?
<Rotku> Ya

 

Chapter 1 of Part 4! Note it was discontinued here because of extreme crappiness.

PART FOUR - CHAPTER ONE

<Deathmage> Damn!
<Deathmage> I got another chair
<Deathmage> And now it's much shorter than my old one
<Rotku> huh?
<Rotku> :S
<Rotku> Ah
<Rotku> I see
<Deathmage> More comfy, though
<Rotku> lol
<Deathmage> Not really
<Deathmage> I need a new chair...a sofa...yeah!
* Deathmage is now known as Director
<Director> You two! Stop chatting!
<Rotku> So, where were we up to then?
* Director points at Rotku and DM
<Director> I believe we have finished Episode 3
<Director> I have an idea!
<Director> Let's rip off Star Wars and tell what happens before episode one
<Director> Happened, even
<Rotku> Yes!
<Director> Shall we?
<Director> Music, boy!
<Rotku> *Music*
<Rotku> Rotkus' Ledgneds, Part 4. Staring the usual folk
* Director is now known as Narrator
<Rotku> In a galaxy far far away
<Narrator> In a galaxy, far far away
<Narrator> HEY!
<Narrator> !boot Rotku
<Narrator> Oh wait
* Narrator slaps Rotku around a bit with a large trout
<Rotku> wrong channal!
<Narrator> *ahem*
<Narrator> Start again!
<Rotku> *Music
<Rotku> Rotkus' Ledgneds, Part 4. Staring the usual folk
<Rotku> In a galaxy far far away
<Rotku> opps!
<Narrator> Arrr!
<Rotku> *Music!
<Rotku> Rotkus' Ledgneds, Part 4. Staring the usual folk
<Rotku> In a galaxy far far away...
<Narrator> On the planet of the Aliens...
<Narrator> An alien was born.
<Narrator> His name was
<Narrator> Rotku.
<Narrator> *music*
<Rotku> *scary suspense kinda music*
* Narrator is now known as SueTheNurse
<Rotku> Hmmm
<SueTheNurse> "Ack! Push! Push!"
<SueTheNurse> "The baby is here!"
* SueTheNurse cheers!
* Rotku cheers along beside the nurse
<SueTheNurse> "What are you cheering for?"
<Rotku> "Hmmm, does it really matter? Can't we just get on with my life?"
* SueTheNurse is now known as Messenger
<Messenger> "Sue!"
<Messenger> "Jeff the Chancellor wants to see the baby."
<Messenger> "Oh, hi baby! Arn't you cute and wuddly."
* Messenger tickles Rotku
* Rotku pokes his toung at the messenger and then kicks him
<Messenger> "OW! GOD@#$%%IT!"
* Messenger jumps off
* Messenger is now known as SueTheNurse
<SueTheNurse> "You heard the man, go see Jeff!"
* Rotku jumps up and walks off to see thing Jeff thing
<Rotku> *this
* SueTheNurse is now known as JeffTheChancellor
<JeffTheChancellor> "Ahh, Rotku, I presume."
<Rotku> "That would be me sir"
<JeffTheChancellor> "Hmmm. Excellant. You look relatively humanish."
<JeffTheChancellor> "Go in to see the Master."
* JeffTheChancellor steps aside to reveal a door
* Rotku nods and walks off to see the master
* JeffTheChancellor is now known as TheMaster
<TheMaster> "Rotku."
<Rotku> "Sir!"
<TheMaster> "You have been assigned a very special quest."
<Rotku> "Yes Sir!"
<TheMaster> "I shall teach you everything I know."
<TheMaster> "And in return, you are to be my agent."
<Rotku> "It will be an honour Sir!"
<TheMaster> "Your first task is to go to Earth and destroy those humanlings should they get too powerful, or know of us."
<TheMaster> "Lie down on that bed there."
* Rotku lies down
* TheMaster is now known as Narrator
<Narrator> A sharp needle goes in the back of Rotku's head!
<Rotku> "Ouch!"
<Narrator> *ten hours later*
* Narrator is now known as TheMaster
<TheMaster> "Good."
* Rotku stands up
<Rotku> "Sir?!"
<TheMaster> "Now go take a spaceship. Once you land on Earth, you will remember nothing of this, but you shall remember your skills and task. I will use this stone here *holds up stone* To snap you out of the trance."
* Rotku shrugs
<TheMaster> "GO!"
<Rotku> "Sure, why not?"
* Rotku walks off
* TheMaster is now known as Narrator
<Narrator> A couple years later.
* Narrator is now known as BusDriver
* BusDriver drives the bus up
<BusDriver> "Get in, sonny."
<Rotku> Earth: 2003. New Zealand
<Rotku> "Yeah yeah."
<BusDriver> "Money!"
* Rotku jumps on the bus and gives the driver the money
* Rotku walks to find a seat next to the usual randomperson
* BusDriver is now known as RandomPerson
<RandomPerson> "Hello..."
<RandomPerson> "You may wonder why I'm here, since I was killed in episode 2."
* Rotku shrugs
<Rotku> "Strange things happen when strange minds direct this thingy"
<RandomPerson> "I guess."
<RandomPerson> "Plus we ran out of disguises."
<Rotku> "Hmm, sure"
* RandomPerson is now known as BusDriver
<BusDriver> "HOLY @#$%!"
* BusDriver stops the car!
<Rotku> *bus
* BusDriver gets out of the car and examines the thing
* BusDriver is now known as Alien
<Alien> "Grrrargh."
* Rotku stands up to look around
* Alien disappears
* Rotku sits back down
<Rotku> "I wonder what that was"
* Alien is now known as BusDriver
<BusDriver> "Hmm, odd."
* BusDriver gets back on the bus and drives to school
* BusDriver is now known as BusDriver
<BusDriver> "Where's JJ?"
<Rotku> "Good question"
* Rotku looks around
<BusDriver> "Ah well."
<Rotku> "Randomperson, do you know where she is?"
* BusDriver is now known as RandomPerson
<RandomPerson> "No."
<RandomPerson> "Maybe she's not in this episode, I heard Deathmge lost the wig."
<RandomPerson> "Deathmage, even."
<Rotku> "Well then what's your useful information for me today?"
<RandomPerson> "Hold on..."
* RandomPerson checks the notebook
<RandomPerson> "RUMORS *hint hint* has it that aliens lives in the sewers. But that's just a rumor. *hint hint!*"
<Rotku> "Ah thanks, I'll see you next episode then"
<RandomPerson> "Yep."
* RandomPerson is now known as BusDriver
* Rotku stands up as the bus arrives at the school and hops out
<BusDriver> "We're here!"
* BusDriver is now known as BestFriendBrian
<Rotku> "Brian!"
<BestFriendBrian> "Hi, I died in Episode 2 as well, but I'm alive again!"
<Rotku> "You're back alive as well?"
<Rotku> "wow!"
<BestFriendBrian> "Yeah!"
<Rotku> "But I think it was episode 3"
<BestFriendBrian> "Let's go to class...hmmm...we've got the new english class."
<Rotku> "Yeah? So no Maths today?"
<BestFriendBrian> "I wonder what the new teacher's like. Her name is Ms. Slat."
<BestFriendBrian> "No, maths is period 2."
<Rotku> "Sure"
* Rotku walks off to english
* BestFriendBrian is now known as MsSlat
* MsSlat is wearing a TINY mini-skirt and a very skimpy outfit!
* Rotku takes a seat around the back of the class
<MsSlat> *sultry voice* "Hello, class."
* MsSlat takes out a whip and whips the board lightly while moaning slightly
* Rotku rolls his eyes
* MsSlat puts one foot on a stool, which makes her in a very risque pose
<MsSlat> "Today we will be doing...sex education."
* Rotku raises his hand
<MsSlat> "Ooooh, I like you, young man. What is your name?"
* MsSlat walks over to Rotku's desk and leans over
<Rotku> "Err, Brian ma'am"
<MsSlat> "Okay, Brian...*leans closer* what did you want to know?"
<Rotku> "Is this English ma'am?"
<MsSlat> "Yes, darling."
<Rotku> "Hmmm okay then, continue with your teaching"
* Rotku turns to talk to Brian
<Rotku> "What a slut"
* MsSlat walks back up in front of the class, wriggling her butt
<MsSlat> "Now, class. Who wants a first hand example?"
* Rotku is now known as Randomperson
* Randomperson raises his hand
<MsSlat> "Oooh, you wanna come up, randomperson?"
* Randomperson walks up
<MsSlat> "Thanks, darlin'"
* MsSlat takes out the whip again
* MsSlat whips Randomperson's private areas really hard!
<Randomperson> "Ouch!"
<MsSlat> "Did that hurt?"
* Randomperson hits the teacher across the face
<Randomperson> "*****!"
<MsSlat> "Why, thank you!"
* MsSlat turns back to the class
* Randomperson is now known as Rotku
<Rotku> ]/me rolls his eyes
<MsSlat> "And that, class, is why you should never whip a male's private area."
* Rotku rolls his eyes
* Rotku raises his hand
<MsSlat> "Yes, DEAR?" (mocking voice)
<Rotku> "Err, miss, is that all? I think I hear the bell ringing"
<MsSlat> "Hmmm."
<MsSlat> "I suppose, wait, I'll issue homework."
<Rotku> "Umm miss!"
* MsSlat writes on the board - "Hit a man in his privates really really hard. Note results."
<Rotku> "We already have soo much homework" *smiles*
<MsSlat> "Darlin...I don't care."
* MsSlat kicks Rotku in the balls
* Rotku punches Ms Slat
<MsSlat> "Ow!"
* MsSlat sits down and cries
* Rotku jumps out of his seat and runs to his next class, maths
* MsSlat is now known as MrEvel
<Rotku> "Ah, good!"
<MrEvel> "AHH, EXACTLY ONE TIME. YOU'RE EXACTLY TWO MINUTES LATE."
<Rotku> "Mr Evel!"
<Rotku> "What?!"
* MrEvel ignores the rest of the class walking in
<Rotku> "The bell isn't going to RING for another 2 minutes!"
<MrEvel> "ARE YOU SAYING I'M WRONG?"
<Rotku> "Would I ever do that Sir?"
<MrEvel> "DIDN'T THOUGHT SO. GO TAKE A SEAT."
* Rotku rolls his eyes and takes a seat
<MrEvel> "NOW, DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT? TEN QUESTIONS, I BELIEVE."
* Rotku nods
<MrEvel> "WELL, WHAT IS THE ANSWER FOR NUMBER ONE, 0X1?"
<MrEvel> "I KNOW IT MAY BE DIFFUCULT BECAUSE WE ARE MOVING ON TO MULTIPLICATION. I WANTED TO SEE YOUR SKILLS BEFORE WE DO IT."
* Rotku raises his hand
<MrEvel> "YES."
<Rotku> "13 Sir!"
* MrEvel gets a calculator out
<MrEvel> "CORRECT!"
* Rotku raises his hand
<MrEvel> "LOVELY WORK, MR. ROTKU. QUESTION TWO. 0-0. WHO CAN ANSWER THAT?"
<MrEvel> "YES, MR ROTKU?"
<Rotku> "Of course it is correct and the next answer would be -24 as far as I know"
* MrEvel throws a whiteboard marker at Rotku
<MrEvel> "YOU FOOL! THE ANSWER IS -22225!"
* Rotku catchs it
<Rotku> "Oh you wanted me to work it out that way
<Rotku> "
<Rotku> "I thought you meant the other way"
<MrEvel> "YES. SUBTRACTION, MR. ROTKU."
<MrEvel> "OKAY, OKAY. OUR NEXT QUESTION, WHICH I MYSELF FOUND VERY HARD. 1X2."
* Rotku sighs
* Rotku is now known as Narrator
<Narrator> And so the next hour continued like this until
* Narrator is now known as Bell
<Bell> "Ring"
<MrEvel> "HMMM."
<MrEvel> "I GUESS YOU COULD GO. WRITE DOWN HOMEWORK."
* Bell stands up and leave
* Bell is now known as Rotku
* Rotku stands up and leave
<Rotku> "Why can't we have any sane teachers, Brian?"
<MrEvel> "Hey, our next teacher, Science teacher, is really sane. Too sane, even."
<Rotku> "Mr Evel?"
<MrEvel> "No..."
<MrEvel> "Mr. Parronid."
<Rotku> "No, you're Mr Evel!"
<MrEvel> "Aaaaah!"
* MrEvel is now known as Director
<Director> "CUT!"
* Rotku sighs
<Rotku> "Fool!"
* Director throws apples at Mr Evel
<Director> "Let's start with Rotku's line.
<Director> "
<Rotku> stealing Brians lines!"
<Rotku> "Why can't we have any sane teachers, Brian?"
* Director is now known as BestFriendBrian
<BestFriendBrian> "Hey, our next teacher, Science teacher, is really sane. Too sane, even...Mr Parronid."
* Rotku nods
<Rotku> "About time. I'll be nice for a change. It's lunch now anyhow"
<BestFriendBrian> "Yeah. Let's go eat."
* Rotku and Brian go and eat
* BestFriendBrian is now known as Principal
* Principal wonders past Rotku
<Principal> "ROTKU!"
<Rotku> "Hi Sir"
<Principal> "God, you're still alive?!?!"
<Principal> "Err, I mean, nice to see you."
<Rotku> "Yes thank you Sir, I'm still alive. So are you I see"
<Rotku> "How are you today, Sir?"
<Principal> *snort* "I was really good before I saw you alive."
* Principal pulls out a shotgun at lighting speed and shoots Rotku
* Rotku sighs
<Rotku> "I've told you, you can't do that!"
<Principal> "Why not?!"
<Rotku> "The script says so!"
<Principal> "Bah!"
<Rotku> "Now go away please Sir"
* Principal wonders off
* Principal is now known as Sky
* Sky turns red again...
* Rotku looks up
<Rotku> "Oh no!"
<Rotku> "Red sky at night, shepperds delight, red sky in the morning shepperds warning."
* Sky is now known as CelestialRage
<Rotku> "What does red sky in the day mean?"
<CelestialRage> "I'm the Master ship, I have a cool name!"
* CelestialRage flies down at 1000KPH from the sky!
<Rotku> "Ah! Cool!"
* Rotku runs away
* CelestialRage fires super cannons at Rotku
* Rotku jumps out of the way and coninutes to run back home
* CelestialRage turns into a compact, speedy size and chases after Rotku
<Rotku> And so ends, Episode 4 part A
<Rotku> *Music and Credits*
* CelestialRage is now known as Director
<Director> "Nice."
<Director> "I liked my body paint when I was that ship."
<Rotku> "Yes Sir!"
<Rotku> "It was interesting aye?"
<Director> "Yep!"
<Rotku> "Well, I'm off now, bye Director!"

 

And now for the bit you've all been waiting for! The interviews with the stars!


Session Start: Sat Jul 24 20:37:15 2004
Session Ident: #ledgends
* Now talking in #ledgends
* Deathmage is now known as Interviewer
<Interviewer> *whisper* Ready, Mr. Rotku?
* Rotku nods
<Rotku> Fire away
* Interviewer changes topic to 'The home of the acclaimed series the Rotku Ledgends!'
<Interviewer> 3, 2, 1
<Interviewer> Action
<Interviewer> So today we have Mr. Rotku who starred in the world famous Rotku Ledgends here today. How are you today, Mr. Rotku?
* Rotku nods
<Rotku> Very good thanks
<Rotku> It's a pleasure to be here tonight, interviewer
<Interviewer> Now onwards with the questions. What did you like about the movies?
* Rotku thinks
<Rotku> Hmm, my favourite bit would have to be the music they play at the begining
* Interviewer laughs politely
<Rotku> I mean, the rest of the movie was great and all, but compared to that music...
<Interviewer> I'm sure a lot of people enjoyed the music
* Rotku nods
<Interviewer> There were a couple of scenes with special effects -
* Interviewer is now known as Screen
* Screen shows Rotku flying and eating giant pizzas
* Screen is now known as Interviewer
<Interviewer> Can you tell us how it was done?
<Rotku> Oh well
<Rotku> you see the great thing about movies is that
* Rotku thinks for a bit
* Interviewer drinks the lemon water
<Rotku> Is that... well we used this amazing new technology which the Master brought with him from his home planet
<Rotku> Hmm, I can't quite remember it's name, but it was great!
* Interviewer blinks
<Rotku> allowed us to shoot all those strange, outragous shots, like the one the screen kindly showed
<Interviewer> So the whole alien thing was *begins laughing* actually real
* Rotku smiles at the camera
<Interviewer> Well
<Interviewer> Who was your favourite character in the series?
<Rotku> Oh, now that is a good question
* Rotku thinks for a bit
<Rotku> But you know what, I'd have to say that my favourite character was Rotku
* Interviewer is now known as Screen
<Rotku> you know the onme?
* Screen shows several transition shots of Rotku
* Screen is now known as Interviewer
* Rotku nods
<Rotku> yeah, that's the one
<Rotku> the amazingly good looking, intellegent one!
* Interviewer nods politely
<Interviewer> Anyone else apart from Rotku?
<Rotku> Hmm, there was that Super-Roktu chap as well
<Interviewer> APART from Rotku and variants of said Rotku?
<Rotku> Oh, now that adds an entire new light on the perspective
<Interviewer> Oh but of course
<Rotku> Well then, I think that character played by.. umm.. what's his name? Deathmage!
<Rotku> yes, the character played by Deathmage was good
<Interviewer> Uhh
<Interviewer> Which character? If I recall correctly Deathmage acted (perfectly, by the way) over a hundred characters
<Rotku> 143 to be exact
<Interviewer> Really?
* Rotku nods
<Interviewer> Hmmm
<Interviewer> I didn't know that
<Rotku> all that information is published on our website. www.ledgendsthemovie.com
* Rotku smiles at the camera
<Interviewer> Oh but of course
<Interviewer> But you haven't answered the question yet
<Rotku> But as to your question before, interviewer, my favourite character, othre than any Rotkus would have Mr Evel or how ever his name was spelt
* Interviewer nods
* Interviewer smiles at the camera
<Interviewer> Now - which scene was your favourite?
* Interviewer is now known as Screen
* Screen shows a bunch of fun and exciting scenes
* Screen is now known as Interviewer
<Rotku> oww, now this is a hard one
<Rotku> I know it! I know it! Just give me a few more seconds
<Rotku> Ummm
<Rotku> Oh! Oh! *waves his hand aroudn in the air*
* Interviewer is now known as MrEvel
<MrEvel> YES, MR ROTKU?!
* MrEvel is now known as Interviewer
<Interviewer> Hmmm
<Interviewer> Who was that?
* Interviewer shrugs
* Interviewer smiles at the camera
<Rotku> That scene! The one with Mr Evel in it!
<Interviewer> Which one!
<Rotku> the first one was the most funny
* Interviewer nods
<Interviewer> I agree
<Interviewer> It was original
<Rotku> just the whole role of Mr Evel was an entire new concept then
<Rotku> yes! it was original
* Interviewer is now known as Screen
* Screen shows the scene though transition and
<Screen> *and blocks out the two interview people
* Screen is now known as Interviewer
* Interviewer 's voice is in the background
<Interviewer> So Mr. Rotku...we now have several questions from the audience because I can't remember any more questions
* Interviewer opens up a box
<Interviewer> "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
<Rotku> 25!
* Interviewer smacks Rotku with the box
<Interviewer> 27!
* Interviewer draws another piece of paper
<Interviewer> "OMG U R SO HOT WILL U MARRY ME CHEERS LOL"
* Rotku scratches his head in thought
<Interviewer> Hmmm
<Interviewer> The paper is from one called Vimes
<Rotku> I think I'll pass that one for now
* Interviewer draws another piece of paper
<Interviewer> "How old are you?"
<Rotku> I know this one
* Rotku smiles at the camera
<Rotku> 16
<Rotku> Any more questions, Interviewer?
<Interviewer> Hmmm
<Interviewer> I have some random nonsencial ones
<Interviewer> How do you - I mean, how do you define the true moral and the theory that is at [emphasize] work [/emphasize] within the movie?
<Rotku> oh well, it all comes from creating a perfect balance between the FXs used in the movie, with the actully story behind the entire thing
<Rotku> Much to complicated for the normal human to understand
* Interviewer smiles at the camera
<Interviewer> Three questions left
<Interviewer> What question are you glad I haven't asked?
<Rotku> Oh, certainly one of those hard questions Mr Evel asked, like 2+3 or something like that
<Interviewer> And what would you have answered?
<Rotku> 4
<Rotku> opps!
<Rotku> I mean 5
* Rotku smiles innocently
<Rotku> just hit the wrong key
<Interviewer> Ahahaha
<Interviewer> And the last question
<Interviewer> Why is the Rotku Ledgends called Ledgends?
<Rotku> Oh, now that is a good question
<Rotku> it all goes back to when the first episode of Rotku's Ledgends was been shot
* Interviewer nods
<Rotku> you know how at the begining of the Movie some writing appears on the screen saying "Rotku's Ledgends - staring"
<Rotku> and then lists the names
<Interviewer> Yes
<Rotku> well, you see, the person incharge of that writing couldn't spell properly so wrote Ledgends in stead of Legends
* Interviewer shakes his head
<Interviewer> How could anyone do that?!
<Rotku> so then our director thought "What a great idea!"
* Rotku nods
<Interviewer> What happened to him?
<Rotku> Aye, he was a strange director indeed
<Rotku> Oh, he died in the latest episode. He disagreed with the master
<Interviewer> Oh
<Interviewer> Who directs the movies then?
<Rotku> Ummm
* Rotku looks confused
<Rotku> Hmm, I guess that's why no more ledgends have been made...
<Interviewer> Maybe you should find a new director
* Rotku nods
<Rotku> Yes! That is a good idea
<Interviewer> This is interviewer Interviewer, with Rotku who stars the Rotku Ledgends, singing off
* Interviewer smiles at the camera
* Interviewer is now known as Audience
* Audience claps
* Audience cheers
* Audience is now known as Crew
* Crew pushes stuff away idly
* Rotku takes a bow then walks off the stage
* Crew is now known as Deathmage
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* Rotku is now known as Interviewer
<Interviewer> Ladies and gentle men, please give a big round of appluse to tonights guest... Deathmage!
* Deathmage bows
* Deathmage waves
* Deathmage blows kisses
* Interviewer takes a seat
* Deathmage starts ripping off his jacket and scarves and throwing them to fans
* Interviewer starts his stop watch
* Deathmage blows another handful of kisses and sits down
* Interviewer stops his stop watch and turns to face Deathmage
* Deathmage smiles at the camera
<Interviewer> Now, Deathmage, you were the director, the crew, the FXs and the majority of the actors, and actresses if I may add, in Rotku's Ledgends
* Deathmage nods
<Deathmage> Indeed
<Deathmage> I was even the equipment sometimes
<Interviewer> We are all dying to know how one could play so many roles, while that lazy good for nothing Rotku just played one
<Deathmage> Actually three or four or so
<Deathmage> He was some extras
* Deathmage mumbles
<Deathmage> Now anyways
<Interviewer> Oh
<Deathmage> I have a lot of wigs
* Interviewer nods
<Deathmage> And a lot of paint
<Deathmage> And a lot of clothes
<Interviewer> Ah, wigs and paint and clothes
<Interviewer> Yes, very interesting that
<Interviewer> And tell me, who was the mastermind behind the costumes and makeup?
<Deathmage> Why me of course
* Interviewer turns to the camera
* Deathmage waves to the camera
<Interviewer> So yet another role played by Deathmage!
* Deathmage blows kisses
* Interviewer faces Deathmage
* Deathmage starts throwing more stuff at audiences
<Interviewer> Now Deathmage, I'm sure the audience at home are all wondering what the infamous deathmage's favourite part of the movie was
<Deathmage> Well
<Deathmage> I must say I enjoyed...hmm
<Deathmage> That's a good question, that
* Interviewer nods and smiles at the camera
<Deathmage> The Billy Ray and Mr. Evel scene was good
* Interviewer nods
<Interviewer> I think we all enjoyed that scene
* Deathmage throws something at the camera
<Interviewer> What about characters? Which character did you like paying the best?
<Deathmage> Mr. Evel!
* Interviewer nods
<Interviewer> What sort of pay did he get for that part?
<Deathmage> Throwing pizzas at the enemy is fun too
<Deathmage> Oh, I pay myself
<Deathmage> So it's kind of pointless really
* Interviewer nods
<Interviewer> facinating that
<Interviewer> About these pizzas you mentioned before. how many hours did it take to make all of them?
<Deathmage> Ummm
<Deathmage> About twelve hours
<Interviewer> Twelve hours to make? How many hours did it take to eat then?
<Deathmage> 0.002
<Deathmage> I swear
<Interviewer> Wow, now that is truely amazing
<Deathmage> Rotku's like a huge whale
<Interviewer> You mean he eats plancton and other small fish?
<Deathmage> Well
<Deathmage> No
<Deathmage> He has a huge appetite
<Interviewer> Ah, I see
<Interviewer> I guess he must get tired of that seafood diet
<Interviewer> Well, Deathmage, one final question which I'm sure everyone is just waiting to hear
<Deathmage> Yes yes?
<Interviewer> When will the next episode of Rotku's Ledgends be coming out?
<Deathmage> Well
<Deathmage> First I have to raise myself - the director, see - and we might redo the whole thing
<Deathmage> Due to its extreme crappiness
<Deathmage> It dragged on
* Interviewer nods
<Interviewer> but when is it actully coming out? can you give us an EST?
<Deathmage> When me and Rotku remembers and gets un-lazy
* Interviewer nods
<Interviewer> That is a very good point
* Interviewer stands up
<Interviewer> Please give another round of apluse for tonights guest, Deathmage
* Deathmage throws more clothing at the audience
* Interviewer is now known as Cards-which-people-show-the-au
<Cards-which-people-show-the-au> Clap
* Cards-which-people-show-the-au is now known as Audeince
* Audeince claps
* Audeince is now known as Interviewer
* Deathmage blows kisses
* Deathmage jumps into the audience to be held up
* Interviewer walks over to the director
<Interviewer> I think we can remove that last few minutes of footage
* Interviewer is now known as Music_and_crdits
* Music_and_crdits plays in the background
* Deathmage flies
* Music_and_crdits is now known as Rotku
<Deathmage> Yay!
<Deathmage> Now we have more random stuff to put on the DVD Collector's Edition!
* Rotku laughs

Ledgends Ltd would like to point out once again that the above footage was not filmed on any Sorcerer's chat channel in repect for the sanity of others.

 

Nice work guys
Too bad I wasn't there

 

Horrible. Absolute filth. But I liked it.

 

<Vimes> Deathmage.
<Vimes> Die.