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Weakening of the seals...

Discussion in 'Sorcerous Sundries' started by Shura, Aug 11, 2003.

  1. Shura Gems: 25/31
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    [​IMG] 22nd of August marks the final day of my national service!

    Already I am on clearance leave at home, away from the stupidity of the army camp.

    Soon...soon...I shall regain full spamming power upon the boards of SP like 2 years ago!! Then it's knives and various sharp implements galore!

    *Cue evil laughter* :evil:

    Paladins and good-aligned people beware!

    Actually, I just wanted to gloat somewhere. :o
     
    Shura, Aug 11, 2003
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    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    Congrats, man. What do you plan to do when you get out? I mean....other than kill someone. ;)

    Is college next? Does your military grant any kind of college bill for service or anything? Just curious what's next in store for the Light Slayer.
     
    Death Rabbit, Aug 11, 2003
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    Very nice. I hope you spend more time writing, wasting away on SP, and killing people. :D

    Uh, scratch the last one.
     
    Oaz, Aug 11, 2003
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    Glad to know that there's a light at the end of your tunnel, Shura.

    Ignore the women and children - lock up the priests, nuns, and other do-gooders! ;)
     
    Rallymama, Aug 11, 2003
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  5. Death Rabbit

    Death Rabbit Straight, no chaser Adored Veteran Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I for one don't want to know anything about the end of Shura's tunnel, thank you very much. :p
     
    Death Rabbit, Aug 11, 2003
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    That light is just the reflection from the flames down there :evil: Shura will be okay though. He's sent plenty of "friends" down there ahead of him.

    Seriously, welcome back to the land of milk and honey. I hope you learned much during your exile ;)
     
    Mathetais, Aug 11, 2003
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  7. Master of Nuhn

    Master of Nuhn Wear it like a crown Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    LOL Math! :lol:

    Shura, I plan to be busy when you return. Could anybody help me with that? Any work to be done? Please!

    And Death Rabbit: A light and a tunnel, anything to do with Lewinsky, you think?
     
    Master of Nuhn, Aug 11, 2003
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    [​IMG] LOL. Thanks, folks.

    I'm going off to get my degree in a university. Majoring in the english language and taking english literature as a minor hopefully. Then I'll probably teach for a few years while I try to become a writer.

    Lessee...during this two years, I have gained (in 3rd ed D&D terms):

    Favored enemy: Regular soldiers. The bonus to bluff checks work really well! :D

    Weapon Focus: M16 assualt rifle, Unarmed

    Feat: Eat combat rations. Benefit: Able to eat combat rations. Normal: Characters w/o this feat will die instantly upon eating combat rations.

    Skills: Clean various things +4 ranks

    Stupidity resistance (SR) :p : 6

    Template: Ex-NS (national service) man. Str+1, Dex-1, Con+1, Wis-4, Int-1, Cha-4. CR-2

    Spell-like abilities usable 3 times a day: Feign stomachace, feign pain in random limb, feign stupidity, feign ignorance, anti-patriotism, push blame, feign patriotism, forget hygiene, sabotage equipment(your own), sabotage equipment(others)

    All abilities must be used before the end of each day or they will simulataneously activate upon the last hour of each day.

    It'll probably take me the next few years to remove this template from myself. :(
     
    Shura, Aug 12, 2003
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    Man you sound like me when i finished this ordeal. Right now though i still remember and long for the REALLY good times i had during my service. The bad ones were erased during a format i think :confused:
     
    Mithrantir, Aug 12, 2003
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    Just make sure a group of six upstart punks from the middle of nowhere don't wipe the floor with your ass. Once you're free from your seals, I mean. And summon lots of minions.
     
    Yerril, Aug 13, 2003
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    [​IMG] The last seal has crumbled and now I am totally free!

    *Evil laughter, and I mean really evil laughter*
    :evil: :evil:

    Now, the world shall know despair...who are those six punks that seem to be under the control of a floating hand-like pointer hanging in mid-air? They seem to be casting spells like Haste, Prayer, Draw Upon Holy Might and various summoning conjurations.

    Holy crap, there's this guy in leather armor resting eight hours after setting three traps before doing it again and again!

    Hmm...the party leader seems to be saving his game now...cheapo munchkin. Bet he spent HOURS rolling his stats.

    Alright, I had better go handle these trifling details now. Wreaking havoc and carnage will have to come AFTER smacking these six punks around.

    :D :D
     
    Shura, Aug 21, 2003
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    Congrats. You've made it out of Hell.

    All the time :D :p
     
    chevalier, Aug 21, 2003
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    Congratulations! :thumb:
     
    Jarel, Aug 21, 2003
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