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Daft Things You've Heard Folk Say

Discussion in 'Whatnots' started by Barmy Army, Mar 22, 2013.

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    Oh dear, I showed two of my friends your post and one of them asked: "What does 'toot-al-irism' mean?"

    She was quite serious and even butchered the word like that. I dropped to the floor laughing hysterically at her. She later asked me what a democratic socialist is.
     
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    "Oh, LKD, you are the sexiest man alive!"

    I KNEW the chick who said that to me must have been on some serious illegal pharmaceuticals!
     
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    Or perhaps you are?

    I too suffer from the blessing, and the curse, of being devilishly handsome. Rest assured though, LKD, you can your "sexy" looks to manipulate people with ease.
     
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    Lol, I'm pretty sure LKD is not on illegal pharmaceuticals.

    And as far as what the woman said, everyone has their own perspective. :) Just appreciate the compliment.
     
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    While filing my tax returns via an online service the other day (apologies to Snook ;)), they asked me if I had died during 2012.
     
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    And, given your excitement factor, you're still contemplating on what you should answer? :p ;)
     
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    Actually, as I think of it, maybe I should double-check. It does sound like one of those help-you-to-the-other-side moments for people who don't know they're dead.

    Okay, still have a pulse. ;)
     
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    Maybe they were referring to mini-deaths? .... Oh wait, this isn't the MUG .... ooops :D
     
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    My oldest son told me a good one. He was on a really cool school field trip that involved going to the big local water-park we have here. Anyway he was really thirsty and couldn't find the water-fountain. So standing right next to all the pools and waterslides etc. he turns to his buddy and asks him where the water is. :p
     
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    Angel's

    Ok here's one for you. I used to work at a big retail store as a cart wrangler, and on this particular night it was a huge storm with no lightning. Well no lightning means get your but out there and do your job anyway. After a pretty big part of the storm moves over I come in drenched, and literally dripping on the floor wet. My boss comes up to me and say's "Man is it still raining out there?". I couldn't help but turn to him and reply "Nope. I met and angel out there, and it urinated on me." I used another choice word in the place of urinated, but you get the idea.
     
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    :lol: Yeah, I get the idea. The words "out there", though, make me wonder about the quality of the store's roof. :p
     
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    Lol sorry American that lives in the south.... we talk a little differently around here. Hopefully no one will hold that to much against me hehe.
     
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    I wouldn't recognize whether that's southern or eastern or whatever (unless spoken, iso typed, perhaps). It's all English to me. So unless you speak Dutch as well, then yes: You talk a little different. :D
     
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    And to be honest, I've heard that expression ("out there") all the time, and I'm originally from the north (Wisconsin), so I don't think it's specific to Southerners. Not sure about the Brits or Aussies, though.
     
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    I say 'out there' when I mean outside all the time. I think a lot of us Brits do :D
     
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    Colloquial Expression

    [​IMG] Years ago we were quail hunting and came through the field to the crossroad corner and were met by 2 farmers. They asked us if we knew who's land we were hunting on. We said yes it was a family relative by the name of XXX XXXX
    did they know him. After a studied pause one farmer reckoned as how they had HOWDYED him but never SHOOK him. It took me a while to decode and get their meaning.
     
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    I play in a band, and sometimes we invite others to sit in. Presently a rather attractive girl handles most of the vocals. A friend I invited (in his late 50's) is quite a good guitarist but doesn't have much a grip on reality.
    He started hitting on her and said, "Michael Jackson was never really famous until he came to Australia in the late 80's and appeared on our TV".
    I had to interject and say, "What about the Jackson 5? They've been around forever."
    He said, 'Nah, nobody even listened to them."
    She rolled her eyes. I left her to him... lol. She was capable of taking care of herself.
     
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