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Things the Characters In BG II Would Never Say...

Discussion in 'BG2: Shadows of Amn (Classic)' started by Kitrax, Sep 17, 2002.

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  1. Morgoth

    Morgoth La lune ne garde aucune rancune Veteran

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    Remove all ads!
    Uhm, you perverts better stop it here before it gets worse,
    you know, complete pornbookies explained, pictures, etc

    [ October 28, 2002, 16:17: Message edited by: Morgoth ]
     
    Morgoth, Oct 28, 2002
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  2. Blackthorne TA

    Blackthorne TA Master in his Own Mind Staff Member ★ SPS Account Holder Adored Veteran Pillars of Eternity SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!) New Server Contributor [2012] (for helping Sorcerer's Place lease a new, more powerful server!) Torment: Tides of Numenera SP Immortalizer (for helping immortalize Sorcerer's Place in the game!)

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    I agree; keep it clean people.
     
    Blackthorne TA, Oct 28, 2002
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    boo: "cheep cheep" :D
     
    aegron, Oct 28, 2002
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  4. Falstaff

    Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Veteran

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    Minsc: "You know, the theological implications of my newfound pacifism in interaction with your inherent violoence make for a paradoxical statement that truly makes me want to sit down and stroke Boo..."
     
    Falstaff, Oct 28, 2002
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    In the begining of this forum, thre was some good poens but at the end..., there are lame...
     
    MoonBlade, Oct 28, 2002
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  6. Deathmage

    Deathmage Arrr! Veteran

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    Valygar: "You know something? I've really thought about talking a lot more. You see, I once had a brother, who was killed by a mage. That is one of the reasons of why I LOVE those mages...and anyway, while I was kicking squirrels in the forest..."

    Jan: "......"
     
    Deathmage, Oct 29, 2002
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  7. Falstaff

    Falstaff Sleep is for the Weak of Will Veteran

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    Korgan: "So, uh, Jahiera, after we clear this dungeon do you want to go to a ballet with me??
     
    Falstaff, Oct 29, 2002
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    Anomen: Helm who?
    Or...
    Keldorn: Jesus Christ!!!!! (think about it)
    Or...
    Korgan: Im not short, just verticaly challnged.
    Or...
    Mazzy: Instead of being a paladin, id like to be a jockey
    Or...
    Jan: Is it just me, but turnip soup for the third night in a row is just damn boring. Its lost its flavour.
    Or...
    Jaheira: Khalid that whinging bastard! He deserved to die. I now know the REAL reason i didnt raise him.
    Or...
    Minsc: (Anything intelligent, not mentioning boo at all.)
    Or...
    Aerie: You know, i really am an ogre, that sword was actually a sword of gender bender race warping.
    Or...
    Xan: Ahh, the great outdoors. I love my life.

    Ahh the city. I love my life.

    Ahh a dungeon, I love my life.
    Or...
    Branwen: By the ***** queen!!!
    Or...
    Nalia: *Cough*.iusedtoworkinabrothel.*Cough*
    Or...
    Edwin: YAY CAPITALISM!!
    Or...
    Yoshimo: We should have done pearl harbour properly.
    Or...
    Garrick: I did not rip off monty python. That was my own matrial!
    Or...
    Black Isle Programmer: WE do too have lives. Just becasue we had to add in some people from forgotten realms because we have no imagination, and ripped off numerous Tolkien names and places....
     
    Baezlebub, Nov 4, 2002
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    I think I was the one who accidentally started the "Tough guys are gay" thing, and I was just trying to get them as far away from their personalities as I could. It just happened to involve hairstyles and baking cookies. Here's one that just plain COULDN'T happen.

    Aerie (to you): I'm sorry, <CHARNAME>, but I'm leaving you.
    You (mentally throwing a parade and shouting YES! YES! YES! SHE'S FINALLY LEAVING!): Oh... uh.. that's "bad"... uh.. why?
    (someone walks into the room)
    Aerie: Well, I've found the man of my dreams. Aren't his tattoos dreamy? sigh. And I can't get enough of those scars.
    The Nameless One: Come along, my dearest. You don't need to explain yourself to this street trash. I have a friend you should meet. And I assure you, we are just *friends.* I got her to agree not to show off her wings...

    (TNO and Aerie *skip* out of the room, hand in
    hand. A woman runs into the room.)

    Deionarra: Wait! Wait! I got my body back! Noooo!!!

    (Both You and Deionarra look depressed.)

    You: They're not coming back, are they?

    Deionarra: Nope.

    (Deionarra looks at You.)

    Deionarra: Hey, you're kinda cute.
    ...
    ...
    I don't think I need to continue this any further.
     
    The Soul Forever Seeking, Nov 7, 2002
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  10. Shadow Steele

    Shadow Steele Still hiding in the shadows all night

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    [​IMG] 1) Aerie after fireballing someone to there death in her best BRittney voice "Whoops I did it again."
    2) Korgan after axing someone to there death says in his best Erkle vioce "Did I do that?"
     
    Shadow Steele, Nov 10, 2002
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    Keldorn: God? No, haha. I'm just doing it for the benefits!

    Viconia: All you rivvels are so nice

    Korgan: Who wants cupcakes!?!
     
    Mystra's Chosen, Nov 10, 2002
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    Okay, that PST one was hilarious!

    Anyway, here's a few more:

    Nalia: "I love Isea Roenall."
    Viconia: "Are you only in love with my body?"
    Sarevok: "I love that Binky nickname. Thank you my gnomish friend."
    Korgan: "I wish I was an elf."
    Elhan: "Here's the whole story..."
     
    Rastor, Nov 11, 2002
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  13. Deathmage

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    [​IMG] Gaelan Bayle: Cool!
    Irenicus: Well, well, well, if it isn't <CHARNAME>...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MOMMY! I'M SCARED!
    Bodhi: Here brother, don't be scared. *pokes tounge out at you* meanie!!
    Valen: Well, y'see, my mistress is a vampire. Care to talk?
    Viconia: And this, my friend, is the truth.
     
    Deathmage, Nov 11, 2002
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    Cernd: Hey, Do you know where I could find the weight room?

    Anomen: *singing* Father of mine, tell me where have you been.

    Baby Korgan: When I grow up, I want to be a sunday school teacher.

    Mazzy(looking at a harmless peasants store): Well, just cause I'm a hobbit don't mean I can't rob it.

    Keldorn: Ehhh...screw this Hallowed Redeemer. Hand me that lute.

    Haer-dalis: Sorry I am late, I was sacrificing a goat.
     
    Wray Vitki, Nov 12, 2002
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    Hilarious!! :lol:

    Minsc: There is no true good or evil, only the Balance.
    Viconia: I'm actually terrified of the dark.
    Korgan: Can I see your sword?
    Saemon Havarian: The truth is...
    Jan: I don't know what to say.
    Mazzy: Valygar, can I get you something?
    Valygar: So then, I cast a fireball...
    Edwin: I'm sorry Valygar, you're right, magic is bad.
    Sarevok: Look brother, this is your last chance to kill me, I won't come back next time.
    Irenicus: I-I'm sorry Ellesime, I d-didn't m-m-mean to hurt the t-tree.
    Cernd: I'm actually a poacher.
    Bodhi: Anyone up for some freshly squeezed orange juice?
    Keldorn: Forget about duty! My wife is waiting for me!
    Xan: (singing) It's a beautiful day!
    Xzar: Will you hold my hand?
    Tiax: Tyr told me to tell you...
    Aerie: And then, I drove my sword through his gullet...More ale, wench!!...
    Edwin: Can't we all just get along?

    Think what you will, it's the best I can come up with at one in the morning.
     
    Faerus Stoneslammer, Nov 12, 2002
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    Aerie: When I was small I stuck a flute in my *****!
    Edwin: Look at this scroll! such pretty colours!!
    Keldorn: Wow Holy Avenger! Can I try it out on these peasants??
    Sarevok: Wanna play happy families?
    Bodhi: Why can't I just order McDonald's for a change???
    Irenicus: I'm gonna lose and you know it! Hahaha!!
    Xan: Come on everyone! We can do it!
    Aerie: I need some ale!
    Neeber: I used to be a wild mage but it got boring.
    Minsc: I think I need a new hair style, Sarevok any ideas?
    Genie: <CHARNAME>, If you get the riddle wrong just load the save.
    Firkraag: Gorion would be proud of your actions!
    Aerie: I'm so hungry...Hey a bird! Kill it!!! Kill it quick before it's gone!!!
    Nobles: Wow! 2000 gp! and I thought I was rich.
    Sarevok: My brothers, violence is not the answer.
    Saemon Havarian: I can't take it anymore I have to tell you the truth.
    Nalia: Me will crush you! Crush you to goo!
    Jan to Anomen: Law before all my liege!
    Elminister: I'm just on the look out for some cute little kids. Oh SURE of course I new your father. You should ALWAYS trust old queer men...
    Imoen: Say...Who said you could be the main character?
    Bodhi: Check out my tan!
    Aerie: Well, looks like i'm gonna have to go on a killing spree!
    Anomen: So many peasants so little cash...
    Cernd: Hey! Let's rip up that tree and use it as a club!
    Jaheira uses Deck of many Things: Balance??!?! Balance? Who gives a **** about Balance?!?!
    Irenicus: I'm doomed.
    Minsc: Quantum physics is such an interesting subject.
    Cespanar: Master my *** I can kill you ANY day.
     
    Dhirngulin, Nov 13, 2002
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  17. Fallen Paladin

    Fallen Paladin The One and the Same Veteran

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    Khalid: RAArghhgh!!.... :evil:
     
    Fallen Paladin, Nov 13, 2002
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    Khalid: Jah... Jaheira... no... NO!
    Why the f*** aren't you loading yet?
    ++++++

    Party encountering Drizzt

    CHARNAME: An Advice, Drizzt, give me those scimitars and armor of yours, everybody will try to kill you for them.
    Drizzt: Wait, drow! Vic... Viconia DeVir? I'm so so sorry about saying it, but that stupid house of mine cut down all your kin like CHARNAME that village of xvarts...
    Viconia: Wha...? My Home... My poor sister... My poor husbands...
    Kagain: As a tokken of my compassion, please accept these hummble 10,000Gp. I don't need them anyway...
    PC: Viccy, don't cry, it destroy wash down the black color from your face for everyboudy to see you are Aerie's sist...
    O S***! Black Isle's gonna fire me for that!

    ++++++

    PC: That traitorous Aerie left me for TNO. Only because he's able to upgrade his stats...

    ++++++

    NPC: That's not right, I could not reroll my stats hundert of times, and upgrade each of them to 19 in BG1.

    ++++++

    PC in Irenicus Prison

    PC: Why didn't I just take the blue pill?

    ++++++

    Jaheira: Khalid was much more courageous than you, CHARNAME.

    ++++++

    CHARNAME: Why can't I just be Irenicus?

    ++++++

    Imoen: CHARNAME, don't ever want to see, what appears beween your legs when you turn into slayer.

    ++++++

    Mazzy: I have quite decent portrait, but my paperdoll is just horrible!

    ++++++

    Irenicus: Hey, CHARNAME, can I get your cellphone number?

    ++++++

    CHARNAME: A pitty, my dear TNO, you just can't sleep with that lovely chits of yours. Come on girls!

    ++++++

    CHARNAME: Hey, you outside of that stupid monitor, take a screenshot of me slaying that dragon!

    ++++++

    CHARNAME: If you won't start cheating in 10 seconds, I'll make the Computer explode!
     
    ArrynMorgerim, Nov 13, 2002
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    LOoOL!!!
    Have the feeling that in 2 mounths this topic will still be here :cool: :cool: :cool:
     
    AlexGK, Nov 14, 2002
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    Edwin or Korgan: I need help, could you please help me?
     
    mr_moose, Nov 14, 2002
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