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Worst films you have ever seen

Discussion in 'Sensorium' started by Barmy Army, Jul 29, 2006.

  1. Mesmero

    Mesmero How'd an old elf get the blues?

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    Here's my list of a few of the suckiest movies I've ever seen:
    - Star Trek V: The Final Frontier; Undoubtedly the worst Star Trek movie ever made. Don't get me wrong, I consider myself a trekkie, but even a fan like me has a hard time sitting out that movie. It was boring as hell. The only thing making that movie slightly memorable is Scotty bumping his head after claiming he knows the ship like the back of his hand.
    - 40 Days and 40 Nights; I can usually take teen comedies for what they are and actually enjoy them (American Pie was funny, The New Guy had Eliza Dushku in bikini :yum: , Bring It On had Eliza Dushku in bikini :yum: ), but 40 Days and 40 Nights sucked pretty bad, and Shannyn Sossamon just isn't enough of a hottie to save the movie. I was actually hoping that the guy didn't get the girl, which is pretty bad in a movie.
    - Mad Max; I may get a few people mad by putting this one on my list, but I recently saw this movie for the first time, and I was majorly disappointed in it. It was a movie about Max going mad, and that's it. If you didn't see his wife and child getting killed from ten miles away you must have been sleeping. The story wasn't there and it didn't explore the setting like the second Mad Max movie.
    - Kingdom of Heaven; The worst 8 bucks I ever spend on a movie theater ticket. Trying to cash in with an epic movie just doesn't work when a movie sucks that bad.
    - Anything by David Lynch; My brother and I sometimes watch movies together, and he sometimes brings these David Lynch DVDs. I haven't seen a single one with which I didn't wish I would fall asleep, just so I didn't have to watch the rest of the movie. I'm sure those DVDs will make excellent frisbees, as they aren't suitable for anything else.

    There might be other bad movies I've seen, which were so bad I can't remember watching them.


    And as if this post isn't long enough, I will present my 'Those movies are cool, you're opinion is wrong' list:
    - Van Helsing; Two words: Kate Beckinsale.
    - Pearl Harbor; Never saw the thing, but two words: Kate Beckinsale
    - Sin City; It's a love it or hate it movie, and I think it's loveable.
    - The Truman Show; Completely agree with Fabius on this one, it's brilliant.
    - The Ring; The first movie to really scare me out since Snow White. I've never seen the Japanese version, but I've heard it's scarier :mommy:
    - Batman Begins: Best. Batman. Movie. Ever.

    I must admit there are a lot of movies on your lists that I haven't seen, but judging by what some of you call bad movies, they can't be that bad :p
     
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    Okay so I should'nt judge a movie that I have not seen, however Nicholas Cage will be starring in a remake of 'The Wicker Man'. I challenge anyone to find a Hollywood remake that was better than the original.
     
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    Aliens vs. Predator

    Need I say why? It's not probably THE worst film I've ever seen, but definitely one of the worst.

    It's one of those movies that make me wonder why on earth did I ever bother to watch it at all. :doh:
     
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    :flaming: Titanic is the worst film for me.
    :mad: Chuck Norris Movies
    :mad: I've watched "Sometimes They Come Back" two years ago. (It's a 80s horror movie, original novel written by Stephen King IIRC) I think that one is really bad. But i don't know what would i think if i had seen it in the 80s.

    :confused: I can't stand Police Academy now but i liked them when i watched them the first time. They were funny for me when i was a child. For today's standards, of course they are not.

    :thumb: I like Scarface too. I don't think it's bad.
     
  5. Disciple of The Watch

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    The Hollywood remakes are usually worst. The Omen comes to mind.
     
  6. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    Heh, and Get Carter.
     
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    He.... Chuck is cool!

    The Mexican - *shiver*
     
  8. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    You didn't like the Mexican? *stares in disbelief* That film is great!
     
  9. Harbourboy

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    The Mexican was very ordinary - hardly great, but hardly the worst movie ever, either.
     
  10. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    When Brad virst gets to mexico and rents his "camino" I laughed so much.
     
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    Only movie I have ever stopped before the end! Brrr...only the thought of having to watch that first 30 minutes again.

    Matter of opinion really...
     
  12. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    I guess... we cant all like the same films. ;)
     
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    Mesmero: Kate Beckingsale is one of the reasons that 'Pearl Harbor' is bad. She's awfully inapt and does not strip enough clothing to be eye candy enough to rescue the movie.

    Also, David Lynchs works are difficult to watch. But his movies aren't bad per se.
     
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    Black cop/White cop comedies where they spend the entire movies movies going over 'differences in culture'. The Black cop always listens to rap, the White cop only listens to Country or Elvis. Eventually they get over the racial divide.

    'Troubled' highschool dramas. A new teacher arrives in town, gets made fun of by his or her new pupils and then eventually turns gang-bangers into poetry reading wimps!
     
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    Ben Afleck sucks, any other films I can watch, with some natchos, but MAN he is awfull.
    Also Star Wars episodes 1&2 are just horrible
     
  16. Master of Nuhn

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    According to IMDb this is the Bottom 100 of all time.
    I know few of them, though.
     
  17. Takara

    Takara My goodness! I see turnips everywhere

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    I've just seen a handful, but I dont own any thankfully.
     
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    Catwoman
    Daredevil (and pretty much everything Ben Affleck is in)
    Van Helsing - lames thing I have ever seen.
    Star Wars episode 1 - not even Darth Maul could save this one from Jar-Jar Stinks and the anakin kid.

    Bloodrayne - picture Michelle Rodriguez trying to sound british, and only half-succeeding on every third word.

    Pearl Harbour

    Dungeons & Dragons 1-2

    Crossroads

    The new Pink Panther movie

    Superman returns

    War of the Worlds

    Spawn

    Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

    and pretty much all of the constant remakes hollywood is spilling out these days.
     
  19. Shoshino

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    the matrix 2 - what a load of expensive rubbish
     
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    The Barbarians (1987)
    featuring Peter and David Paul

    This is the first time I actually got up and walked out of a movie that I paid for.
     
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