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This list was made in large part by me and contributions from fLiNk & Rasmus Wichmann, who deserve a special mention here. This is by no means a complete list, but just a list of some of our favourites.
Hint: To hear most of these you just need to click on a certain (N)PC a few times.
Nameless One: "I wonder what it was I said that made Death reject me."
Nameless One: "One foot in grave, the other in hell."
Nameless One: "Um... has anyone seen a floating sarcastic skull around here?"
Nameless One: "No wonder my back hurts; there's a damn novel written there."
(thanks to The Greater Quasit)
Annah: "Get yer eyes off my arse!"
Annah: "You like my wee tail? I'll wag it at ye!"
Annah: "If you keep bobbing about skull, I'm gonna mount you at the end of a pike!"
Dak'kon: "Your path is mine."
Dak'kon: "Your reasons for your incessant clicking are not *known* to me."
Dak'kon: "There cannot be two skies!"
Dak'kon: "Endure. In enduring, grow strong."
Dak'kon: "Strength lies in *knowing* oneself."
(thanks to Paul Templar for this one)
Nordom: "Nordom and crossbows wish to go in search for trouble!"
Nordom: "I sleep in a drawer."
Nordom: "I'm a little Modron short and stout."
Nordom: "I think therefore I am... I think"
Nordom: "Said desire will begin immediately."
Nordom: "I estimate that Fall-from-Grace would be 51% more effective as a modron. Give or take 5,2%."
Nordom: "I estimate Fall-from-Grace to be found attractive by the male sex of over 321423 separate species. Give or take 5."
Nordom: "Attention: Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?"
Morte: "Is Annah still wearing clothes?"
Nordom: "Affirmatory."
Morte: "Then the answer is yes."
(thanks to Kate for this one)
Morte: "Oh sure. I'll just swing it with my arms." (When trying to equip him with any weapons)
(thanks to Extremist for this gem)
Morte: "Come on! Let's shake a leg... Well... YOU shake a leg..."
(thanks to Sam for this quote)
Morte: "Women are the reason I became a monk... and the reason I changed back..."
Morte: "We should get some female zombies to join our party, right chief?"
Morte: "You know, if I could click you, you wouldn't know a moment's peace!"
Morte: "I am both happy and miserable, without the happy part!"
Morte: "Like LatinÂ… for Death."
Morte: "Graaaace... you wanna put ME in your inventory?"
(thanks to Flare Dragon Ceiphied for this one)
Morte: "This place is locked up tighter than a chastity belt!"
(thanks to Matt for this one)
Morte: "Graaaace! I need your sensory touch!"
Morte: "You know, it wouldn't kill you to say a few words to me, fiendling... or hug me... or KISS me!" (Talking to Annah)
Morte: "That beauty sleep didn't help much." (When Nameless One awakens after being killed)
Morte: "Talk about beating a dead horse!" (When Nameless One dies)
Vhailor: "Justice is not blind, for I am her eyes!"
Vhailor: "Mercy is a shield used by the weak!"
Vhailor: "Who goes there?"
Vhailor: "While we await, mercy and evil seep into the hearts of more victims!"
Vhailor: "You will not escape my axe again!"
Vhailor: "Your crimes cry out for justice!"
Vhailor: "Perfection through punishment."
(thanks to Paul Templar for this one)
Vhailor: "Let my words carry you: JUSTICE is a TEACHER. In your PUNISHMENT, gain STRENGTH. Through your PUNISHMENT, achieve PERFECTION."
(thanks to HonorKnight)
Fall-from-Grace: "Simple minds... simple pleasures..."
Fall-from-Grace: Morte, what happened to your body?
Morte: Oh! I'm the head of Vecna!
Fall-from-Grace: Morte, with a vocabulary like yours, you should spend some time at the brothel...
Morte: Hohoho! The gods are merciful!
Fall-from-Grace: Morte, I'm curious... what happened to your body?
Morte: It's a long story involving the Head of Vecna. I don't want to talk about it.
Fall-from-Grace: (Laughing) That was you?
Morte: Could we *please* change the subject?
(thanks to The Greater Quasit)
Ravel: "What can change the nature of a man?"
Ravel: Life swallowed you and spit you out!
Morte: It swallowed him, but I don't know if he came out of THAT end!
Ignus: "Ignus wishes to BURN!"
Fhjull Forked-Tongue: "Great! Even more of a stench!" - referring to Fall-from-Grace
Fhjull Forked-Tongue: "HOW CAN A MORON TALK SO MUCH?!"
Fhjull Forked-Tongue: "He it was that condemned me to this life and he whose guts I will see stringing the gates of dawn like a celestial harp... no... no... no harm to the deva. Curses!"
Fhjull Forked-Tongue: "That skulking pseudo-child of light! That contemptible... aggh... I mean no harm to him and his lying no-respect-for-the-law ways!"
The Transcendent One: "I can forge planes with my power! I can unmake you!"
The Silent King: "..."
